muthaf***in toon lover

Real first name: Andy Nickname: Nol (online gaming Solano fetish) Age: 28 Occupation: Mortgage Advisor Location: The Black Country Language(s) spoken? English. GCSE French. I can say I am 13 yrs old in German Avatar - why? It's the 'fro Previous avatars? - Tell us when you first joined the boards? a fair while. watching, waiting and drawing my plans against you Board highlights? Durham crack whores Board lowlights? forum wars. What would you be doing if you weren't doing your current job? Running me own pub Pets? Greyhound, cat, a fish I play a bit like.... Marcelinho Football heroes? Pedro, Enzo Schifo, Georghe Hagi Football villains? Kevin Muscat, Graham Fenton Best advice given? never text schoolgirls pictures of me cock Ideal partner? 'er indoors Ideal dinner date? ? Ideal meal? Toad in the hole. Can you cook? oh yes Current wheels? Saab 900 turbo Biggest influence? Stella Artois TV programmes? 24, My name is Earl, CBeebies Burger and chips or fish and chips? Burger & Chips Chinese or indian? What do you order? Chicken Pathia Favourite tunes? Bob Dylan, Elliott Smith, Jeff Buckley Abi Titmuss or Jodi Marsh? Depends on if I can kill them afterwards and dump the body? George Clooney or Bradley Pitt? Clooney Favourite film? depends on the mood but I can always watch Goodfellas If I won a million pounds.... Buy a bigger house and make a nice retirement kitty Age first drunk alcohol? First drink? 3 or 4 i spose. Ever suspended/expelled from school? Nope Favourite insult? assorted F's and C's really Not a lot of people know that...... i have a photographic memory Most you've ever spent on an item of clothes? Few hundred on a suit How many pairs of shoes do you own? 3 I'm obsessed with..... obbsessing about stuff In 5 years time, I hope to be.... Out of debt and not too fat

it took a long time to read but finally made me smile. Must try harder

Just dug out my copy of "Hour of Bewilderbeast". Forgot how good this was. Been pissing the wife off listening to it all morning. Also Elliott Smith XO and Figure 8. Top stuff, shame he stabbed hisself

31500[/snapback] "Let's do "up on the roof" i said. but no, you had to pick "Under the fucking Boardwalk" didn't you!!!"

Without wanting to appear Souness' back door lover, loan deals are the best options for the club. Robert, Butt and Viana are not going to play any football for us unless there are major injury problems. All the football world knows we don't want them, hence the absence of anyone offerring reasonable money for them. If we can send them somewhere else and not pay them, we are getting a return of about £5 million in unpaid wages. We would still have them on contract and could sell them in a year. It has nothing to do with being short of money, it has everything to do with being sensible. These are not world class players who are coming back to haunt us, they are purely surplus to requirements or "bad eggs" in the frenchmans case. We want to be able to have one of the top 4 teams in the country and that is not the same as having the higest paid reserve team. Deal with it.

Ah bless you all. You've got me reaching for my laminated "Girls Aloud - Legs Akimbo" (ahem) coffee table book. Why no Nathalie Portman? (circa Garden State not Leon before you get any ideas)