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On his last tour of Ireland, the Pope was asked what he thought of County Down. “I preferred it when Carol Vorderman was in it”, he replied.

When you think about it, the Royals have been ripping off the the masses for decades with their public duty crap. When it is announced there will be a royal occasion, thousands of banner waving sycophants travel from far and wide to gather outside the locked gates at Buckingham palace to stare up at a large empty balcony for hours on end. When the Royals eventually get up off their fat lazy arses and manage the few steps outside, they just stand there in a long line looking fucking gormless. All the Royals can do is stand there and stare down on the waving crowd who in turn look up waiting for one of the limp wristed cunts on the balcony to wave back. After 10 minutes and a couple of begrudging smiles and waves the Royals go back inside having fulfilled their public duty. Then all those thousands of deluded monarchists have to make their way home without getting stabbed. As gigs go, it is a pretty poor fucking show by any standards.

A man and wife go on a romantic weekend to a hotel. Their double room reservation has been messed up, and instead they are given an attic room with 2 single beds. There is a raised beam on the floor between the beds, which they have to step over to avoid stubbing their toes. When they go to bed, the husband switches the light off and says to his wife, “how about a bit of nookie then?”. She agrees and makes her way across the room in the dark and painfully stubs her toe on the raised beam. Her husband hears her shout in pain and comforts her by saying “oh diddums did you stub your little tootsie-wootsie, come and lie in my bed and let me rub it better for you”. She lies next to him in bed, and they spend the next hour having wonderful sex. The wife then gets out of bed and starts to cross the room to return to her bed and stubs here toe on the raised beam again. On hearing her shout with pain again, her husband says “Jesus, can’t you pick your fucking feet up!"

This is only my second post since joining in Feb 2011. There hasn’t been a lot of good news to shout about to be fair. Now I feel like the hermit, in Life of Brian… “I’m alive, I’m alive!”

Bring in Hansi Flick. Under Hansi Flick, Bayern Munich became one of the most successful teams in the previous two years. He won UEFA Champions League, DFB-Pokal, DFL- Supercup, UEFA Super, and also FIFA Football Cup in 2020.