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Gotta do better with a completely free header.

I don't know how that isn't a pen man. He clearly trods on Gordon's ankle. It's clear as day.

Typical refereeing standard for these fuckers. And now they clear one off the line. One of those days building here.

Iamabat has fouled him clearly.

Looked a pen. Also looked a red card.

Fuckin Trippier asleep playing him onside. Shithouse. He has history of exactly that sort of crap.

What the fuck kind of defending was that. Left two of them free on the penalty spot more or less. Fuck me.

Great save.

Ugh. That's a terrible pass each for Anderson and Longstaff when we've been on the attack.

Dubrav getting his sweep on AGAIN! He's learning.

That's such a soft free kick. If that's the standard for the evening then fine but I doubt it.

I had to laugh at his youtube video title from yesterday: "Newcastle United club growth like a racing car getting faster and faster". This is a professional writer with an analogy that a five year old would consider hackneyed. Next video: "Newcastle go brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!", opening with him playing with his favourite special edition black and white matchbox firebird on the rug in his living room.

Perhaps NUFC should sign a few world class accountants. And I know exactly where they can start their search: right here on our very own Toontastic. Attention so-called accountants: Get in contact with the club. They need you. It's only logical that one of you has met (or possibly heard about) a top-quality accountant at some point.

I actually think both general takes on Miggy's performance yesterday make sense. He brought some good energy down the right when he came on, looked dangerous, created opportunities. And he wasted two massive chances by (a) failing to stay onside with a view across the entire defensive line in front of him to judge his position*, and (b) took a shocking dive when, if he stays on his feet, he's in behind. I hope Miggy can have a couple of good performances in the next two games. I also don't particularly want him to leave in the summer. But I think it's probably odds on that he will. I like Miggy. But he has his limitations. And he's a saleable asset in a position in the squad that has an adequate backup already in Murphy, but definitely requires upgrading with a quality signing similar to Gordon's level. So Miggy is probably first cab off the rank to be sold. *Granted Barnes should've released the pass earlier but even still I think Miggy could've and should've stayed onside. And a better/smarter player would've done so.

Watch Brighton fold like a house of cards against Chelsea and ManU now.

That was a shit game tbh. From both sides.

This is honestly pathetic from Brighton. What are they playing for? 9th? Try to win the game you losers.

Paraguayans.

Does Lamptey not stand on Gordon's foot there exactly like Barnes stood on Lamptey's foot?

Miggy offside. It's clear. Fuck sake.

Barnes off the pace.

God I hope not. Especially with Wilson crocked again.

There goes this fuckin ref giving soft as free kicks to them. Prick.

Mid-week game must have contributed to the decision to sub Isak.

Brighton are sure wasting time like they're happy with a draw.