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Actually, you said "if there is one beatable side in this league its this one", as Chez points out, regardless of their tactics, the fact that they've kept so many clean sheets indicates that, in fact, they are difficult to beat. Therefore, you're "spouting shite". and an away record of 2 draws and 5 losses prior to coming here is also a fact that points to them being....rather beatable? Therefore you are "spouting shite"

"Best defense in the league" being one of those facts after 11 rounds fishy? "Facts" can be used to prove anything, doesnt make it right. They have a lot of clean sheets as they have a brilliant keeper and sit low. Does that make them a good team? I didnt slate their defense or keeper did I? Just said they looked shite, with that I meant in terms of posing a threat. I think Swansea looked shite, and that is MY subjective opinion. YOU dont have to agree with ME.

Balotelli`s headphones in the tunnel

There is statistics and then there is watching the actual game though, I watched the game and they looked a good division or more under us in terms of quality imo. That being said the 5-4-1 tactic they utilised ( looked like that formation anyway) meant we were in dire need of some flair in order to open the can so to speak. When we chose to use Obertan/Best instead of Ben Arfa we can only blame ourselves I guess. I cant really fault Ba`s finishing because he created those chances out of nothing..

Seb larsson is a fantastic set-piece taker... We missed the boat on that one. Id much rather have him take all of our freekicks than Cabaye. Just saying

Disagree, I thought Swansea looked pathetic and if there is one beatable side in this league its this one. 2 points missed.

Barton has been abysmal. 100.000/week player

Its not the first time another man has tongued my asshole in gratitude.

poor performance and a poor result. Lack of direction, inventiveness and, I would suggest , creativity. If Pardwho insists on 4-4-2 then play wingers who can get “chalk on their boots” and who can “get to the byline” to feed two hungry strikers. Otherwise get real, look at the squad you’ve got and play to their strengths which aint 4-4-2.

Pardew would of started Obertan in front of Pele.

Good summary. Bit frustrating that not ONE set piece amounted to anything. Cabaye must take some stick for this.

" a special special player that does things noone else can... from a position not currently available in this side"

Sammy Ameobi is not good enough imo, you can see he is lacking a bit of pace decisionwise. How Vukcic can be in front of a fit ben arfa baffles me.

Shit team, shit manager

be bald ugly and indecisive.

Get out the sooner the better young lad.

Pardews subs are getting pathetic.

Hatem needs to get out of this club for his own good.

vukscic warming up in front of ben arfa.

Routledge with the winner would of been gold

this is gonna end 0-0 unless pardew does something

Best and obertan off please.

This is all very interesting, but taking away from the real issue at hand... Did the tin foil properly keep the homemade pies warm until you got there?

Demba Ba is just redicilous. Has to be one of the best strikers behind Van Persie in the entire league.

Perch has decided to be the next Rio Ferdinand today.