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I dont know why its funny, but it is Anyway, if you are skint for cash - why not. You wont have girls looking at you like a potensial sugar-daddy, but ah well. WHY SO FUNNY MF

endless possibilities... I just like the straight-forwardness of it. Im lazy, I like beer and I like chicken. Drink half of it after a long day, rub salt and pepper into the chicken along with some oil (and melted butter if you are feeling cuisiney), then shoehorn it in ( we have all been here am I right?!), aaand oven time. I usually eat small chickens so for me 40-45 mins is perfect, bigger ones you might have to keep it in the oven for an hour or an hour and a half... depends on the temperature really. I prefer bit lower and slower rather than the fire-alarm temperature some people do, tends to dry the out layers out. I have a female friend who - when making soup - always have the temperature on 9 ( max ) and always asks me if I have any ..uhm "steel wool" ( dont know the correct english word, its for power-cleaning dirty kettles with burnt stuff in it) when its done. She never connects the dots, and I havent had the heart to tell her yet - she prides herself on that soup

Pulling out pie after pie from your jacket inner pocket - priceless. Maybe a good pick-up line... I brought some pie... I have a slize in ma pocket also...fancy?

http://homecooking.a.../r/blpoul63.htm Never tried it...you cooked it outdoors? what's it like? (replies of "tastes like chicken" will be shot ) Yeah, I have. Well its brilliant, so juicy... I served this one time with a lass over..she wasnt too impressed - said it looked disgusting and didnt believe me when I said it was a "classic dish". If I were to do it like this I might as well have served frozen pizza according to her. pearls for swine and all that Visited china a few years back, and according to my mate the dog there DID taste like chicken. I refused to eat it because the dogs looked exactly like mine at home, but my mate had like 3 a day..the bastard

a Gardening magazine sounds nice... perhaps a landscape gardening magazine?

For 5 pounds you can have 30 seconds with MF`s lass tatas. Follow that up with a quick visit at the Retirement home for a quick chat with Leazesmag ( will turn into a monologue but still - they have decent cupcakes and coffee there), and then invite J69 out for a pint in a pub close the the stadium for some pre-match talk ( he will appreciate the gesture as he is a nurse and thus earns fuck all).

Empirically speaking, Abeid would be massive if he started - wont he Tecato

I often open a cold one, drink bout half of it, shove a chicken on top of it and toss it in the oven. These are raw chickens, not the dry-grilled shite you buy from the take-away desk... about 40 minute at 180 degrees..Season as you like and serve with ( another) beer...finger food for champions.

If smith starts, I will turn off the telly in rage For about 2 minutes before sighing and turning it back on to discover its 0-1 and Raver haircut Smith has been sent off..

If we fail to sign a striker this window, there is just no point arguing that the current regime gives a toss about fotball. I wouldnt even allow them to make an excuse, it would just further aggravate me. Im quite sure we will sign a striker, they just wouldnt give Leazesmag the pleasure of carpet bombing the forums with Itoldyouso`s by signing absolutely fucking nobody.

You would, even though you most likely would never see any of the money? Some fan you are.. People like you need to stop being part-time accountants for SD and start being proper supporters. Money in the bank and Smithy dishing out redcard-tacles left`n`right, oh yarrrrr........

If this farse ends up with us getting Giroud instead, I wont lie - I`ll be a happier Norwegian.

Unfortunately he was dipping too heavily into the stadium cafeteria for it to be any funds available from what we get for him. He got fat binging on the club food, hence it all went " back into the club". Rapey: " When you have a player such as Tiote eating for his whole family down in africa, there is always huge sums of money involved to keep the cafeteria running. Its more than people think. We actually spent about 10 of the 25 million restocking the cafeteria freezer"

So close, yet so far away...

As sad as it sounds, could you compare it to a woman in a prison offering herself to the highest bidder when she will probably be raped anyway? How is that for an analogy?

Fixed!

1. - The injury is a smokescreen to hide the fact that a nice 20 million profit one year after getting him for 3.5 is just too good a deal to pass up - even though it is his market value. A replacement - if not already here in form of guthrie/gosling - will be bought in for around the same amount of money we got tiote for in the first place. French/dutch/belgian prospects are the usual suspects. 10 - it is real and any speculation on whether he is being "babied" to avoid an injury in the january window is completely redicilous

Hopeful that Tiote and Colo were back.

Starting vs Swansea. Pardew doing a reverse fergie, claiming people will be back and as match day approaches, its less and less likely..

I work with a young man who goes to shooting ranges. He's nuts. Why did you hit it off so well with Anders? Have much in common? Going to a shooting range is - contrary to what you might think - not that weird here in norway. Hunting is a common leisure and you dont shoot well if you dont practice. I didnt say I hit off well with him, but he had an interest in hunting, shooting and guns in general and he seemed like a decent guy. Its not like we had dinner or anything, was basically a hello and not much more... I feel really weird for suddenly defending myself, but oh well. Its an internet forum so I guess empathic behavior is the exception and not the norm.

I remember one lass I was having some fun with. Absolutely gorgeous and had my mates drooling in public but she had the biggest vaginal lips ever, it became a problem for me to the extent of causing me to call it off. Shame really... her tits werent much to write home about either, but the body as a whole was banging. Shallow or legitimate reason for breaking it off?

Ant dave`ing it up in here I see.... wake me up when the blood haze has lifted..