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Obertan...

Norwegian Premier league studio refusing to refer to our home arena as SD Arena, they are calling it St.James park time and time again

He is not a winger according to Pardew. Ok, but neither is Obertan the way he is playing now. Just because I have " sex god " on my business card doesnt mean I am one.

Maiga hasnt really played that much this fall, has he though? The last two games yes, but he has been sitting out quite a bit due to an injury I think. Just to have Chez come out with a few more fucks and retard spouts, Isnt it the club who "passes" or "fails" a medical anyway? I mean all the doctors do is check up on their medical history, discover and register the extent of their current medical condition and injuries and bring forth that information the people in charge at the club? In Ba and Carrolls case, they both had an injury - in Ba`s case a chronical one, in Carrolls case one that excluded him from play for several months, yet they both "passed" ? Not looking for an arguement, just genuinly interested in the mechanicals of what seems like a very vague approval stamp..

Agreed, Pardew deserves some fucking stick. How does this look seen from barfas perspective? 100 miles away from the france national squad and as indecisive as a gay man in a sauna, and this prick starts instead of you time and time again. No point for him sticking around really, should fuck off to a club who wants to build their team around him.

Banterboy, I know you are like a toffee. Hard as nails on the outside, soft and delicious on the inside. Can I mend our relationship with one of Christmas Trees homemade Meat pies? He brings them to the games pre-heated with a tin foil

Serious question though: Does Alex honestly expect that he can expect similar to chelsea wages if he is forced to move? He might do an Eto`o, but are there really no fotballers who would go down a bit moneywise in order to get into a starting elleven and jumpstart their career?

they play on the ground though. Gives me a bit of hope. Aerial challenged with perch on the pitch = 0-5

What the fuck would you know about it? Whether a player passes or fails, the club can do what they want afterwards but what the medical team can NOT do is claim someone is not fit enough to pass a test. It breaks the law, would have them struck off as doctors and would allow the player to sue the fuck out of them. Dont spout shite about things you know nowt about. Okei, Chez pleasant as always I see. There has been no official statement as far as I know stating that the Medical team claimed he was a crock. All we know is that there was appearently an issue with his knee. What the doctors can and cannot say, I dont know. What I do know is that a medical can be very thorough or barely checking the blood pressure, and whether someone pass or not is not necessarily based on their current condition, but rather other things as well. Pass being PASS by the club, not the doctors if that makes you feel any better Chez. Ba flunked with flying colors at stoke, yet we happily took him. Carroll passed the liverpool medical in a matter of an hour tops while on crutches. If you are gonna go down the "dont talk about things you know nowt about", we might as well just stop posting on a forum alltogether, since we know fuck all about fotball compared to doctors, coaches, managers etc I speak based on what i have seen/read regarding medicals, if that is so offensive to you that you feel the need to use 3 "fucks" in every sentence, I am sorry you feel that way i guess.

Mate. What are you on about? Alex: too old, wages. Kalou: wages. McEachran: loan maybe, loan to buy???? come on. Drogba: These threads always get embarrassing, but this embarrassing this quickly? Sort it out buddy. On our period are we? Alex is a year younger than Colo. too old? I think Ive adressed everything you just made fun of in my original post. None of the above are very likely, but with Tiote going the other way and a few of these desperately wanting playing time, why not a bit of speculation for fun within a reasonable framework? I never said Drogba was on the table. I said maybe mceachran on a loan and possibly alex if wages are manageable ( which they probably arent) and him wanting to come here ( also a questionmark)

I`ve seen a bit of Kalou, he is alright but I do think he makes some wierd choices sometimes...as for any chelsea player its unlikely they would come here yes. Im not that keen on any player coming from a better club in order to get a last "big payday", but with Tiote going the other way - is there anyone we would have here? Just thinking out loud is all.

Kalou im not so sure. I rate him as a shittier version of Suarez, decent flair but how many sitters does he need to score? Not very prolific is he... Alex going to a CL club... maybe abroad, cant see anyone in england taking him. And if you have the choice between a top-flight ( albeit maybe not CL) english club and some continental CL club with 2000 people on their home watches, I dont think the choice is as clear cut as you make it out to be Ant. We arent big guns anymore, but I think most players - even foreign ones - view us differently than say West Brom or Wigan..

A medical isnt a pass/non-pass evaluation. Think of it as a slider moving depending on the transfer fee, wages, length of contract etc. You are operating in the realms of risk assessment. Ba`s medical condition could be inferior to Maigas, but the fact that he came on a free and is likely to have some sort of pay as you play clauses makes us more willing to cope with the risk of his knees exploding. The fact that he cost us no money ( well to another club anyway) makes us more willing to take chances in other areas. When you shell out 7-8 million pounds and there is a 5 year deal involved, you want a bill of health clean as snow. If there were minor niggles with his knee etc, that could be enough for us to back away. Mind you the deal might not be completely dead in the water, but with medical issues they might have to lower the price to have us interested yet again. The latter sounds an awful lot like Dekka and Mike, have some low-morale doctor deem him " a risk" and have a few mill knocked off

http://www.nufcblog.com/2011/12/17/chelsea-to-offer-cash-plus-players-for-cheick-tiote/#more-110448 What kind of offer would you accept for tiote? I mean I dont want to him to leave, but when chelsea comes knocking 9 of 10 players will want to go. Im thinking - Alex Kalou etc... these are players chelsea want RID of. Big wages and not playing, not even training with the first team. We would be doing THEM a favor taking them off their hands. That being said I think at least Alex could do a job here, but still I wouldnt want him to be "valued at 7 mill" or so and baked into a tiote deal in order to subtract loads of cash... 20 million, Alex the other way and Josh McEachran on a season long loan ( option to buy would be lovely but not likely). Drogba is never going to happen because he is on what, 150 grand a week?

Without getting into semantics on whether santon is a right or left back - we need one on the other side of Santon, and a new CB yeah. Williamson IS the cover back, I will never be happy with him as a first choice. As a benchwarmer comfortable with that position, I dont think we can realistically hope to find a better CB. In an ideal world, Ryan Taylor and Danny simpson would be first choice backups, and Williamson as well - with Colo, Taylor and a new CB battling for the 2 positions ( taylor and the new one in reality). So New CB, new LB, and a New striker. If Tiote goes, we need a new DM as well. But with guthrie gosling abeid coming through etc, I can see the board gambling on one of the three "making it". Guthrie could probably do a decent job, but if he gets injured its back to the drawing board, some deer in the heedlights player thrown into the starting elleven yet again... If we had proper cover for our defenders we would probably be sitting at 30+ points now. Pointless arguement I know, but if we had decent backup we would have won vs norwich and at least taken a point vs chelsea..

Lovenkrants as well. Club will be running on petrol fume for a month or so...

Thats it Im moving to italy and heading to the bar

Happy birthday TR!

Right... about to be linked with 5000 players, thought we could gather all the rumours in a single thread. ( Hope thats alright and not making me look like Anders Behring-Breivik McFaul... ) Wilfred Zaha from CP again linked today for about 10 million? Too much/too little/ good enough? Seems steep given his scoring record tbh, I wouldnt even value entire Crystal Palace at 10 mill Additionally, Mike Ashley paying 10 million for a wankership player? When toasters start falling from the sky..

Aye Gemmill, shes so hot.. I loved the film as well. It got some stick for being slow, but I dont need/want every film to be a bourne spin-off. Enjoyed the atmosphere etc. Can I point you in the direction of a similar film? Have a look at Conseguenzia dell`amore ( the concequences of love). The lass there is rather fit also

a 5 inch steak was done after 5 mins on each side? What kind of grill do you have? NASA afterburner? Whats wrong with a yorkshire pudding after midnight! Christmas Tree, I expect a prompt post with your pre-match pies-to-go, complete with tin foil hats to preserve the heat

For the record, the soup is good!

More cat shit...

Do you heat them up and keep them in foil?