Mark

I wanted Harringtons, but they were £22 on play!. Vol 3 looks class. Anyone read the Stu Ungar book? Its a biography, but it's class, whether you like poker or not. Gemmil, I didn't think you were into poker so much to buy books.

My view is closer to that of the Burglar's Dog when it comes to Sam Jacks and Tiger Tiger. 193818[/snapback] I got completely raped in the arse for a bottle of Corona in Tiger Tiger, it was £3! Although the night was fairly good but only down to Mark vexing the 'social elite' that go in with his awful fake American/Irish accent. 193854[/snapback] Here man, the other night I payed 8.80 for a drink. Sex on the beach, with lime liquor, and redbull. I didnt drink it all.

AYE!

No, he just cracks a shitty joke that you couldnt understand, and you smile and nod. Then the lights come on, and you turn into that bird from flash dance, and strut your stuff, and your modified backflips and piroets. Then you click on your abit of a looser, and some rock hard charv stands there with his fat as fuck lass, in her pink hoodie, and orange face gans "Lend is 10p" in the heat of the moment, you clothesline that motherfucker, and the crowd goes wild. Then the Hulk Hogans theme tune comes on, and you execute the mother of all leg drops on the OG you just clotheslined. Then you walk away with a smirk on your face.

This is how bad the pain is... Your in Metroland, on the waltzer, listening to shooting star for the third time, and some fat bloke, who is probably pushing 50, in a tank top, with tremendous body oder, comes and sits next to you.

Actually, I've just got your joke now, I didn't understand it before, bit slow off the mark today. Which is why I was FOAMING, when you ruined my joke, which I had been planning for ages, actually I stole the joke off my mate, but still besides the point.

Nah, Meenzer, cant be bothered.

Doesn't matter, ruined I tells ya. Now that I've built up the joke, its just not funny at all. I was hoping to crack the joke, then everyone would post laughing smilies, and think I'm some kind of comic genius, so I could go to bed one proud man.

A Kna man, I was gonna make a joke when he replied, but you've ruined it now.

Are you straight?

Just wondering, I had the lushest pizza every last night from, Ameens in the big market, its just amazing. Bolognese Pizza. Amazing mate.

If you want to get in anywhere, just go to sunderland.

I want to play on Full tilt but you have to be 21. Matt, what book did you get? I just got a new poker book, Scott Fishmans Online Ace. Only read abit, but its really good.

Went on a Man City board, they described antoine as "there worst player" OH YEAH!

HAHA!

Put the other picture up please.

Viduka could do a job here, reckon he'd do well alongside Martins. 188239[/snapback]

She's in Chicago at Sunderland Empire in November. We should go down and ask her if Phil Olivier has a big willy.

Lads, man, he's a World Cup winner, and a World Cup goalden boot winner? The lads obviously got the talent.

Not bad on FIFA. 188215[/snapback] Pro Evo is a more respectable and realistic game. He had 80 for technique though...

Well lads, on Pro Evo he's shite.

This isn't another of your "Malbranque will sign for newcastle" and "Smith will sign" shit rumours is it? 188172[/snapback] It's a piss take, thought people might see through it? 188175[/snapback] Well I for one sure as hell don't believe that the World Wrestling Federation Tag team champions Roman and Jose, would go for such a player?

This isn't another of your "Malbranque will sign for newcastle" and "Smith will sign" shit rumours is it?

AAARRR NEE JOY!. Blue arrow, the lads an emotional wreck!