Mark

I burnt it with hot water, stabbed it with a knife, put shavign foam, deodrant and hair spray on it. It was pregnant too. I'm a bad, bad man.

I just had a monster spider in the sink, will upload the picture when I find otu how to, on my phone.

Just signed up for Ultimate bet, lay out isn't very good, pretty confusing at first to use. Ladbrokes is by far the best I've played on.

I can play any type of game I want, I can even make a 200 people tournament. We can play for anything between 10 cents, and $200 I think. Ladbrokes is meant to be one of the best sites about, for banking and stuff, as the minimum deposit is only £5, where as most places its $20 - $50. I'd be happy to play a $5 game with anyone (about £2.60)

We should have a game one time, all of us. I have a private table on Ladbrokes.

I wanted Harringtons, but they were £22 on play!. Vol 3 looks class. Anyone read the Stu Ungar book? Its a biography, but it's class, whether you like poker or not. Gemmil, I didn't think you were into poker so much to buy books.

My view is closer to that of the Burglar's Dog when it comes to Sam Jacks and Tiger Tiger. 193818[/snapback] I got completely raped in the arse for a bottle of Corona in Tiger Tiger, it was £3! Although the night was fairly good but only down to Mark vexing the 'social elite' that go in with his awful fake American/Irish accent. 193854[/snapback] Here man, the other night I payed 8.80 for a drink. Sex on the beach, with lime liquor, and redbull. I didnt drink it all.

AYE!

No, he just cracks a shitty joke that you couldnt understand, and you smile and nod. Then the lights come on, and you turn into that bird from flash dance, and strut your stuff, and your modified backflips and piroets. Then you click on your abit of a looser, and some rock hard charv stands there with his fat as fuck lass, in her pink hoodie, and orange face gans "Lend is 10p" in the heat of the moment, you clothesline that motherfucker, and the crowd goes wild. Then the Hulk Hogans theme tune comes on, and you execute the mother of all leg drops on the OG you just clotheslined. Then you walk away with a smirk on your face.

This is how bad the pain is... Your in Metroland, on the waltzer, listening to shooting star for the third time, and some fat bloke, who is probably pushing 50, in a tank top, with tremendous body oder, comes and sits next to you.

Actually, I've just got your joke now, I didn't understand it before, bit slow off the mark today. Which is why I was FOAMING, when you ruined my joke, which I had been planning for ages, actually I stole the joke off my mate, but still besides the point.

Nah, Meenzer, cant be bothered.

Doesn't matter, ruined I tells ya. Now that I've built up the joke, its just not funny at all. I was hoping to crack the joke, then everyone would post laughing smilies, and think I'm some kind of comic genius, so I could go to bed one proud man.

A Kna man, I was gonna make a joke when he replied, but you've ruined it now.

Are you straight?

Just wondering, I had the lushest pizza every last night from, Ameens in the big market, its just amazing. Bolognese Pizza. Amazing mate.

If you want to get in anywhere, just go to sunderland.

I want to play on Full tilt but you have to be 21. Matt, what book did you get? I just got a new poker book, Scott Fishmans Online Ace. Only read abit, but its really good.

But isn't your alter ego 'Andy Hunter' 184547[/snapback] Yes, but I'm not ashamed to take a cum shot to the face of my new best selling book* *available in all good retailers from £14.99

I'm eating a muffin I'm drinking San Miguel I'm tired I'm going out in a bit I've just watch Jonny2J splat all over his desk, dog and a book named "Handy Andy's DIY tips"

There's a link to you knocking one out over Catmag? Sick PM mate?

You finished yet?

Water all day and a Dr pepper. On holiday I had a Sambuca Slush, probably the nicest drink ever. Aslo, I'll probably get slated for it, but I drank something called Banana coladas on holiday, some cocktail, was lush.

Havent got an account, I signed upto UB ages ago, got no confirmation email.