[Friday Night]

You've missed all the fun, mate. Do be sure to check out the "Blokes..." thread though.

[Police say shoot to kill needs no warning]

Surely he could have swiped his Oyster Card™?

[Pictures of where we live..]

Happy to oblige.

 

A couple of touristy pics first:

 

 

 

And two more that I took during a snowy spell back in March - firstly down by the harbour/fish market area:

 

 

...and then the block where my luxuriously appointed flat is to be found:

 

 

[Blokes - if you had to shag one bloke from history]

Is it blasphemous to talk about Jesus giving oral sex?

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He wasn't giving, you were. And don't talk with your mouth full.

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What can I say to that?

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[Blokes - if you had to shag one bloke from history]

I'm quite worried about you lot now.

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How about you Cath, Hitler or Jesus?

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I'd fuck Jesus, then Hitler. That way Adolf would get a jew's shit and blood up his arse.

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You not into recieving then?

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Aye, you'd think people would be grateful for the chance to kneel down and take it from the Son of God...

[Blokes - if you had to shag one bloke from history]

I'm quite worried about you lot now.

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How about you Cath, Hitler or Jesus?

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I'd fuck Jesus, then Hitler. That way Adolf would get a jew's shit and blood up his arse.

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I have water all over my keyboard now.

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Thought I told you to unplug it before cleaning it!

[Blokes - if you had to shag one bloke from history]

Aye, I think "Mincer" in the "Member" font would do quite nicely.

[Blokes - if you had to shag one bloke from history]

It's certainly a lot gayer over here so far, isn't it?

[So this Toonraider person...]

Seriously, you don't want to know about Steve's deep-down dark places.

[Blokes - if you had to shag one bloke from history]

And it doesn't have to be a poem, could be a play. 

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Much Ado About Nothing?

 

The Comedy Of Errors?

 

The Mincer Of Venice?

 

The Bumming Of The Shrimp?

[Bagels]

A cheese bagel with smoked salmon and cream cheese in, theres now a bagel take away on Gosforth High Street which is canny, you can sit upstairs in big comfy settees with a bagel and coffee.

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I dunno, I move away and suddenly the place gets a bit of class...

[Shit day!]

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[Friday Night]

crack open a few beers....

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I'm having a couple of swift beers

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And i'll be on here later!

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I'll be back on at 3am

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You two really don't help your cause, y'know.

[So boys and girls...]

Now where's the "Big Fat Poof" badge? Not only would it look thuper on me, but I could think of a few others who'd wear it with pride... 

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I'm not fat man.

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OK, yours can say "Trainee Poof".

[Friday Night]

Sounds good to me.

 

I'm working until the wee small hours again. Looks like there's some decent stuff on Eurosport to keep me company, though (athletics, U19 footie).

 

Then I shall kick back at 4am with a glass of wine and fall asleep while listening to comedy on BBC7.

 

It's a hard life.

[Favourite Books]

Can't remember House of Hell. I've got the first 8 books, but can't find many of the others to buy anywhere.

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Charity shops are your friend.

[So boys and girls...]

Now where's the "Big Fat Poof" badge? Not only would it look thuper on me, but I could think of a few others who'd wear it with pride...

[Favourite Books]

Found it

 

Trial of Champions

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House Of Hell and Talisman Of Death get my vote. Numbers 10 and 11 respectively. Cracking stuff.

[FAO all the ladies]

Where's Jimbo and Peasepud when you need them?

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That sounds like an answer to Cath's question if you ask me.

[The 'Women Explain All' Thread]

Just got a random PM saying "8cm"... don't know what that's all about like?

[The 'Women Explain All' Thread]

I hear Gemmill already tried the trick with the card on Meenzer so you'll have to think of a new line. 

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I wouldn't mind, but it worked, too...

[The 'Women Explain All' Thread]

Eww, gawd.  It's like waching Big Brother... 

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Even if you tried to stab me, I'd still look after you... How can you do this to me? I love you!

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[The 'Women Explain All' Thread]

does size really matter? 

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I notice nobody's gone near this one yet...

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must be too big then!

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Chance would be a fine thing...

[The 'Women Explain All' Thread]

does size really matter? 

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I notice nobody's gone near this one yet...

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So Meenzer, does size really matter?

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Naah, not to me anyway. Really big or really small isn't ideal, obviously, but as long as it's in working order that's the main thing.

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Sorry, I thought this was the bagels thread.

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Good thing I didn't mention cream cheese...

[Bagels]

Toasted sesame seed bagel with cream cheese and smoked salmon. Lurve it.