Snake

They'll run out of chairs

Get him back here as a coach

From December 18th http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/t...ted/7789151.stm Something just doesn't add up

'Kinnear – who is still hopeful of securing funds from owner Mike Ashley, having initially been told any money for transfers will have to be generated by sales – was today tight-lipped about the identities of his targets.'

He was actually sprinting

Newcastle Online camping trip?

Comedy gold

http://www.nufc.premiumtv.co.uk/page/NewsD...1518579,00.html

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Grim reading http://www.true-faith.co.uk/tf/editorials....F8?OpenDocument

Worth keeping an eye on this one

Really? Even for you Why would he come here then? Seriously, give the drugs a rest for a bit, they're doing you no good

Really? Even for you

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=yZoHBlsMe5I&...feature=related Can't see any reason why he wouldn't come and he's surely within our price range

Push yourself over the edge, watch the Beardsley and Shearer ones next

Too much sense for a journalist http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/...ss-remarks.html

'Dougherty, of Thornley, had his case adjourned until February 27 for the preparation of a psychiatric report.' Shouldn't have too much trouble with pleading insanity

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article2114862.ece

Looking around various other boards and also speaking to people away from the internet it seems that most people don't trust him at all but unfortunately apathy is setting in and people are resigning themselves to the inevitable

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article2009517.ece Better one

What/who is it? http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-...rl-1054432.html

Seriously, how much stick must he be getting every time he leaves the house

No idea but the absolute first thing that would need to be done is to appoint a decent manager and back him

because our player recruitment squad is shite willie mckays told them its the answer and souness is somehow making money of it with his stake in rangers Didn't he say we're in for a few top players?

A new owner could buy the club in a week if all parties involved wanted it to go through that quickly but anyone interested will now wait to see if we stay up