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Trippy and the makem mammy’s boy are both living at Ramside Hall in Durham.

[Allan Saint-Maximin]

Putting ASM on the right,you would like to think,would give him a better chance to put crosses in and give other players the chance of a shot at goal.If it doesn’t work over the next two games then deffo has to be sold this summer.

[Transfers, 2023-24 season]

8 hours ago, Ayatollah Hermione said:

He was looking like a bit of a beast for a time under Ancelotti tbf but how many games has he managed to string together? It’s Edwards so you’d be tempted to say it was bollocks but he was bang on with Wood when nobody else was.

 

The article also mentions Ekitike is likely to sign as well

He hasn’t played many games this season but didn’t miss many in the previous four.He’s a one goal in four games striker for Everton and one goal in three games for England.Not good enough for our next step up I would say.

[mackem messageboard gold]

Trafalgar Square winners as well as the Pizza Cup Winners.

Two trophies more prestigious than the FIFA recognised Fairs Cup,say the smb.

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To make the next step up we do need a cull,which I think most people knew before the Man City game.

[Transfers, 2023-24 season]

I’d rather have Lingard over Jesus.Will West Ham not be looking to buy Lingard this summer,because  I’d expect him to chose West Ham before us.

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I know money talks but if we’d finished the season with three or four wins on the trot,players would have noticed it and it certainly would have been a good selling  point for Little Ed.It could quite possibly take us two transfer windows to get us anywhere near 6th position.

[Other Games 21/22: Talk about Actual Football]

The makems don’t sound as cocky as you would expect with Wycombe waiting for them.It seems they are a big,powerful and very direct team,with regards to their style of play.For some reason,maybe for those reasons,they are on their extremely long hate list.The hate list also includes the Wycombe manager.

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8 minutes ago, OTF said:

 

He won a few headers and made a great tackle but that's besides the point. He doesn't work well in a system because he doesn't mark and can't hold a line. Add to that that he has little composure on the ball and it's clear why Howe gave Schar a new contract.

There is a worry that Ed keeps TOT as back-up.

 

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23 minutes ago, Howay said:

Don’t think people watch our games. 

I think he’s been decent since coming back from injury but he was a bundle of nerves today and clearly at fault for one of the goals.We have bigger problems than his position to sort out.The back four had no protection today,and I think we knew they wouldn’t get any when we saw the team.

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22 minutes ago, OTF said:

 

Lascelles.

And you know where you heard it first.I’ve seen all our central defenders have more decent games than TOT.Before Big Dan was signed,there were still a few clowns on here who thought TOT should be a permanent fixture due to him being the captain.Did he actually win a tackle or a header today? Bruno and Almiron were the only midfielders who put any effort in.ASM was his usual self.Running when it suited him.Passing when it suited him ( when there was no chance of getting a shot away).

I wouldn’t have most of that team in a squad,never mind a team,that’s looking to finish ,let’s say,7th,8th or 9th next season.
 

 

 

 

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2 hours ago, essembeeofsunderland said:

5 v 0 .Grealish to ‘win’ two pens.

I’m losing my touch.

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Bruno doing an ASM.Fuck the easy pass.

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Just now, wykikitoon said:

He's such a fucking cock end. 

Stupiderer

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1 minute ago, wykikitoon said:

You could name hundreds of the 'Top 6' down the years.  They say it every year they'll clamp down on it and never do.

You’re not wrong.

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1 minute ago, wykikitoon said:

Brother in law and Father in law saying Burn should have been sent off for telling the ref to fuck off.  Fair do.  But Henderson wouldn't finish a fucking game if they applied that.

And then you had Rooney

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1 minute ago, OTF said:

JMurph to not turn things around, remember where you heard it first.

BUJ7 to not do anything in this game,remember where you heard it first.

 

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3 minutes ago, wykikitoon said:

Lascelles has been back to his panic defending.  Dubs has been poor too with his communication.

Spot on

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1 minute ago, ewerk said:

The same could be said for every player in a blue shirt.

True.I’d say Big Dan has been our best player.Schar must have been fit enough to start surely.TOT hasn’t exactly strengthened our defence.

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1 minute ago, ewerk said:

Too easy for Rodri. He managed to beat both his marker and Joelinton to that ball.

He wanted it more

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Just now, Howay said:

Are they honestly giving Longstaff a new contract? I don’t expect him to have a stormer against a side this good but he could at least try and make some effort rather than stroll about. 

He hasn’t been the worst midfielder today.

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BUJ7 was waiting for the simple lay-off and ASM thought,fuck it !!!

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1 minute ago, wykikitoon said:

Second half successful passes by us = 0 

Look,we’re not yet the finished article.

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Just now, ewerk said:

1 (one) percent possession in the second half.

Not quite flying yet.

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The majority of this team need shipping out.