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"Uuuurgh!!" "bellisima!"

Or spend £8m in the hope of doubling your money in a year

They're the Daily Sport of Sports journalism man.

Loved seeing Drogba applaud it mind. Bloke's a prick...but that just made it all the sweeter.

Better than Shearer, without a doubt.

It looked like Ben Arfa was still being ignored in favour of Crouch. That should put an end to the lanky fuckers hopes.

Fucking champion. All 4 bets came in.. Newcastle win 11/2 Newcastle win 1st half 5/1 Newcastle clean sheet 13/2 Cisse last goal 15/2 Pays for Sunday on the hoy.

BBC GOALChelsea 0-2 Newcastle (Papiss Demba Cisse, 90+ mins) Oh my word. If you thought Papiss Demba Cisse's first goal was good, then wait until you see this one. The Senegal striker is out wide on the left flank when the ball bounces down to him but he does not hesitate, letting fly with an instinctive swerving, dipping shot that leaves Petr Cech clutching at thin air as it flies over and past him, bending under the bar. No keeper could save that - Cech probably wants to applaud it, because everyone else is. Goal of the season? Without any doubt whatsoever.

What The Fuck Incredible

Probably those 10 minutes Tiote was sparked out on the pitch.

"Give the lad a chance, he's had a bad injury"

B.A. has done well filling in while Obertan was injured. But it's time for the class to rise to the top again.

Well, I'm not dumb but I can't understand Why he plays like a woman but scores like a man Oh my Shola, Sh-Sh-Sh-Sh-Shola

Thought Ba was Shreeves.

Cisse hates passing to Ba in the box

Commentators worrying if he'll be ok for Man City when he's not been moved for 10 minutes. Fuck Man City man, just hope the lad is ok generally.

This is fucking awful. Hope he's ok and it's precaution.

Pardew can't help himself can he? Always directs his fist pump at the opposition dugout.

West Brom are 4 places above stoke. I just meant highest placed opponent we've taken 3 points off. Though I see what you're saying, agree Stoke are better at home than WBA.

Took Bolton to win the second half. 3/1 at home. Spurs should have had daylight between them.

Mentioned it before but the best away win we've had all season is West Brom. This would top any result on the road by miles.

Got 4 bets on this game tonight. Bet 1 just came in, which was Newcastle to win the first half. 5/1 Howay.