Happy Face

You've obviously never read the Daily Star ! 4546[/snapback] Does anyone Read the daily Star?

Whyl do they have all those cameras going mad as if the press love it when a Big Brother eviction hasn't made the papers in about 3 years.

How about you Cath, Hitler or Jesus? 4510[/snapback] I'd fuck Jesus, then Hitler. That way Adolf would get a jew's shit and blood up his arse. 4515[/snapback] We have a winner!

If anyone watches The Office, this reminds me of the bit when David brent says what he'd do to the members of Fleetwood Mac (I think) I'm LMAO at that though. There's always one. 4496[/snapback] It was the Corrs Brent would do! And I wouldn't argue.

Cheers big ears.

I rushed in there with pretty boy responses without considering the full array of opportunities i'd have. Any bloke in history? I'd bost Hitlers arse all over...."Have my Granda killed will you? You short arse, inferiority complex having, slug on your lip wearing twat!" He wouldn't walk for a month. Then I'd do Jesus. You can take your religion and stick it where I'm going to ram my cock. Have I gone too far?

Sorry to dissapoint but Happy Face is Nicos Papavasiliou. 4444[/snapback] No dissapointment mate. Was hoping you'd turn up too. 4448[/snapback] Oh aye, a likely story. No invites for poor old me . Wasn't sure if this was an invite only kind of place where I'd be stabbed for assuming to register, didn't want to 'spoil the craic'. But here I am anyway .

Sorry to dissapoint but Happy Face is Nicos Papavasiliou.

Your avatar fascinates me. I find myself wanting to keep looking at it. And I'm not entirely sure it's because I like it....... 4427[/snapback] The Happy Face biscuit, king of all the biscuits that look like pervs, followed closely by the Petit Beurre.

Hayley Cropper, Miriam or the one with the Jaw on Big Bro

You know man! It has to be when that player there *moves pepper pot* has another one off the other team in between him and someone else *moves salt* when the ball is played. 4398[/snapback] But what if this attacking chip gets in between but doesn't touch the mushy pea?

Tried taking a photo but my phone is shit. Basically there's a keyboard a monitor a modem, a mouse, a can of Stella, a bottle of Bells (half full/empty depending on mood), a box of 20 Regal, an ashtray, a phone, a copy of Empire, a copy of 'Nice Cup of Tea and a Sit Down', and a Mr incredible.

Anything with the Deb the Rat, Old Man Todd, Chicken Licken or The Fat Pig

Women, can you explain the offside rule? Cos I'm buggered if I can.

Johnny Depp is dreamy.