wolfy

The most annoying pet hate for me is slaving, making a nice big pan of stew and dumplings, preparing all the meat and veg and lovingly cutting it all up and blending them together with the nicely diced carefully fat removed meat, then buttering a big plate of bread, putting it all in bowls when it's done, then bringing it to the table, looking like an expert with a tea towel over your shoulder, to find out you live alone in a fucking bedsit and have no family or friends.

Waiting patiently at the bar to get served, being the first one....allowing the barmaid to replenish the fridge or change the barrel, then 2 or 3 more customers turn up and she starts pulling their pints and not mine.

Another one is, people letting their dogs shit just outside your gate.

Another one is, my neighbour. They let their dog out every night at midnight and it barks like a demon, (not that I've actually heeard a demon bark like, maybe I'll put a topic up about that) and keeps us awake. I fettled it mind, I stormed downstairs one night fuming, then came back up sniggering. Our lass said, "oh no, what have you done?" I said, "I've put the bastard in our garden, see how they like it."

Another one is waiting for our lass to go to the shops, then just as you start to put her dress on, she suddenly comes back. It's right embarrassing that.

One of my biggest pet hates is sitting at temporary road work traffic lights where the road works are only about 50 feet long with no cars coming in the opposite direction, yet you are sat there with cars behind you feeling like a right twat because your lights are on red. I would normally just go through if I was on my own but with unmarked police cars being out and about, I'd pick the moment when one was behind me and get a nice on the spot fine.

I can't stand people who stand wobbling on a skyscraper to skyscraper cable as you are trying to get past them on your unicycle.

That'll just be a bit of fanny rash, don;t panic over that.

Same as your vagina is yours.

People who can see you having a conversation, yet start their own with you making you look at them and the person you're talking to like watching tennis. Many times I've put my hand up and said, 1 sec ,I'm talking man, yet the ignorant fucks carry on doing it. It winds me right up.

Another pet hate is sat on a bus with a hard on, knowing your next stop is closing in and the race against time to think of the ugliest minger to get it down, so you don;t walk off the bus bent over like a smack head cold turkeying.

People at petrol stations who look like they're putting a full tank of juice in while your sitting there for what seems like an eternity trapped behind them, only to get to the pump and find they've put a tenner in it. The bastards must be slowly pressing it thinking they're getting more. Sometimes I get so mad, I piss myself and fart.

Iym in my forteys and it gets on my nervs wen I cum acros piyple of simelar age huw carnt spel, the frigan ritardes.

Fair enough.

I do post with like minded people in a dedicated forum but I'm also a Newcastle United fan, so naturally I have my thoughts on the team, plus many thoughts on different subjects, which granted aren't to everyone's tastes, just as many topics on here aren't to my taste, yet I put mine up just like anyone else to air my views and give people a chance to air theirs or simply read it as I know there's a lot of silent people out there that like to read but are shy of contributing for varying reasons. I'm honestly not bothered either way if another topic area is created or not, I just proposed it because there's a lot of topics that are very controversial and not just by me, that some people take great offence to and some make a big song and dance about, which, if put in a section that stated it's controversial and libel to offend, then people know what they are walking into. Some boards have a rant room or a fight room and such...obviously I'm not asking for that but I think you get my drift. If on the general board an admin decided that my topic was becoming too controversial, then they could simply put it in the controversial section. Basically that's what I was getting at. Like I said, it was only a token suggestion and nothing more than that really.

Correct, General does mean everything but I've seen a lot of people whining over topics in the general section and sometimes topics get heated with posters getting upset in certain topics , so I just proposed to have anything controversial or what's deemed controversial to have it's own area with a basic 'enter at your own risk' or something like that, so anyone wishing to post on it, know what they are getting into and can't cry foul when things don't suit them. Anyway it was just a suggestion.

I want somewhere where anyone can post their views so people know where they stand and if it upsets anyone for whatever reason, they simply know it's a controversial topic and so can't complain if they decide to take part. That way, the Admin can also move a topic to the controversial section if they feel it's not warranted on the General section. It's just a thought.

Nope, I'm not asking for my name on it, I'm simply asking for a controversial section where people can air their views on anything without running the gauntlet from posters who get upset , as every post will have someone who takes it to heart.This way, those posters who would possibly take a topic to heart can avoid it or come into it, in the full knowledge of what they are coming in to.

It's just a thought and all I'm doing is proposing a new topic area where topics that are controversial can be discussed with posters knowing what they are getting into. I know it can be put under general topics but it seems some posters take an emotional view on certain subjects or they take a manic view on certain subjects which leads to controversy. I just thought it might be a good idea if topics that are deemed more sensitive or more outlandish can be placed in a section where no one can complain about the said topic title being discussed if they know it's in a section where it's plain to see that it's a controversial topic. I fully understand if you don't want to do this as I'm just one poster asking but I just think it would save a lot of bickering and such whenever something is discussed which doesn't suit all tastes. It's more selfish on my part in asking though as I seem to discuss topics that seem to make people think I'm on the wind up and even though I'm not, people don't seem to accept that I've just got a different view to a lot of them, so I thought something like this can give myself and others a bit of scope to actually put up certain topics with the full knowledge of anyone looking that they join in for what it is, knowing that it can get a bit heated. I might seem a bit forward in asking this as I haven't been on here that long but as the saying goes, 'shy kids get no sweets' and 'if you don't ask, you don't get.' Just for the record, I'm happy either way and it's a simple request and nothing more than that. Cheers.

It says it was a annual meteor shower.Also N.A.S.A are saying a satellite was due to crash to Earth, hahahaha, I supposed coinciding it with a meteor shower lends credit to their bullshit mind.

My Nana smells a bit of piss but she's got a good heart.

Obertan doesn't look a happy chappy does he. He looked like he snubbed Marveaux and also his body language in going off appeared to make him look like he knows his days are numbered, or am I reading a bit too much into it?

Yep, it was Chris Holland.

No way. Not in these shoes, I'll slip, I just know it.

To be fair, we don;t need to worry what the other teams do there, all we need to worry about is doing the required business against the other teams.One away day out the way and a big starting point for us.