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5 hours ago, Alex said:
Taking that 3-0 fucking walkover as some sort of positive
it’s a shame it’s not an Olympic year as Keith would have a chance of a gold medal in the mental gymnastics category
Talking of mental gymnastics, well, just mental really.....
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Only beat us 3-0 at home without breaking sweat. 😂
This bloke really is a walking brain donor. Oh, I forgot, he's not. He uses a mobility scooter.
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11 minutes ago, Dazzler said:
Aye we're quaking in our boots.
It definitely won't be nice to have a training game after an actual game, against an actual club, with actual stakes.
The fucking brass neck of them saying we believe in this conspiracy nonsense. 😆
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1 hour ago, Kid Dynamite said:
Conservatives are so fucking weird
Why do they hate our country so much?
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1 hour ago, NJS said:
Too many people want the conclusion to be "because they were Asian" and they don't/won't like the conclusion of past reports and probably this one which is "because the victims don't matter". As I've said before see also Hillsborough/Aberfan/Grenfell etc, etc,
Both can be true.
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18 minutes ago, Rayvin said:
I am sincerely sorry you experienced this. Sounds like it must have been devastating to see as a child... not sure I could have handled it personally.
You've got to wonder at the shit people go through sometimes.
Amen. One thing this board has taught me over the years is this truism.
"if we all threw our problems in a pile and saw everyone else's, we'd grab ours back".
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Fucking hell Blastronaut. Sounds like the start of a novel explaining the origins of a serial killer.
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Was a really nice gig. Absolutely loads of toon shirts, undoubtedly. Zero chants of toon toon etc. He played his stuff, I cried during " Spit of you", like I always do. During the encore of " Hypersonic missiles*" he said sing so even Sunderland can hear you, the sportwashed cunt. Great evening all round, kind of proud this kid grew up 2 miles from me. 9/10.
* Those daft mackem twats always go on about how hypersonic missiles proves SF is a hypocrite. Apart from the absurdity of it, the song is actually a brilliantly crafted nihilistic love song where the protagonist admits he is ignorant and impotent. Sam Fender isn't remotely hypocritical iyam. Mackem cunts.
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1 hour ago, Howmanheyman said:
Saw a group of lasses in Berwick with one lad who I assumed were getting the train down for the Sam Fender concert as one of the lasses was wearing a NUFC shirt. Nobody applauded though so it was a sombre sight and I'm sure any onlookers were secretly disapproving whilst admiring the Sunderland shirt which nobody wore.
Cos we're not classy and popular like the mackems it's up to us to applaud mate. I'm off to the gig later and I expect to be exhausted the amount of applauding I'll be doing. 👍
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1261 posts before it's pulled from public view and then shut down. Absolutely crackers!
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11 minutes ago, Ayatollah Hermione said:
Funnily enough, I went to see Elvis Costello when he was at The Sage and he said he loved coming to Newcastle so I assume he must have been lying to please the shady Tyneside cabal. If not, he’d have been blacklisted from future venues
You've been rumbled.
The Sage is in Gateshead marra.
Why would this so called "Elvis" say he loved playing in Newcastle when he was playing in County Durham, SUNDERLAND marra??!!?
FTM.
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Don't know about you lot, but there's nowt I like more than joining in a massive singalong of the Blaydon Races whilst I wait for an encore. Why aye!
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1 hour ago, Tom said:
Maybe it was during the civil war when Tyneside was in Durham or something mental
They are clearing hurting like, they strive for adoration & attention.
He's like you apparently, the lowest of the low, a mongrel Durham Mag.
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They're all going on about this "class" flag? Who the fuck is Mayenda, I assume one of their players?
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13 minutes ago, Craig said:
Appreciate it’s Lee Ryder but…
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This paranoid post, the 301st of the thread, needs Fenderfication.
🎵"I remember....
The Journal,
in the eighties,
taking an editorial stance....
to use Novocastrian
rather than Geordie......
It was, of course ridiculous,
but I'd love to know how
the editor or owner
who tried that on
views the current "Toonification" of EVERYTHING...
Whoooooo whoooooo whooooahhhh"🎶
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Listen, I'm not expert on mackem phonetics. They do say mirrow though.
I had some mackem lads replace my windows once, one broke and got a shard of glass in his eye cos the idiot wasn't wearing safety glasses. I was unaware, so when he asked if we had a 'mirrow' to look in it was a case if:
"A mirrow!"
"Mirrow marra!!!!!"
Etc.....
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8 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said:
Fuck me- that’s a bit evil mate.
Sorry, teyk a look in the mirrow, marra.
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I'm seeing Fender on Sunday, whole family outing. I like his music without being a huge fan, I'm ambivalent about the Geordie nation stuff and won't be wearing football colours. But why people from a different city are obsessed to the extent they are is mental to me. Thousands of pages of absolute drivel repeating the same shit over and over. They call us scum, they say we are mentally ill. Honestly, they need to take a look in the mirror and see where the real problem lies.
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The annual Sam Fender hate thread is back on. This lad was arguing with Sam Fender about Saudi Arabia on Instagram! Why aye!
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9 minutes ago, wykikitoon said:
He's a dipper FFS.
Uh oh.
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Hmm, my best top 5 would be:
Albert Luque
Claudia Capaca
Andreas Anderson
Stephanie Guivarch
Jack Colback
Oh if we still had these players on our books.
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The line is the Rio Grande goddammit.
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@Monkeys Fist send me a link to this discord thingy, it's getting more necessary by the day. Also PM me one to your patio laying advisory service one on the secret discord server too. 👍
mackem messageboard gold
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Maybe the person on the phone just didn't start applauding him? I mean that's surely a hate crime right there.