Renton

That's nowt from that boring cunt. There was one thread where he went thesis length on how he once beat the queue at the metrocentre by continuing North on the AI and then turning round and using a slip from the Southbound. He was widely ridiculed by half the SMB then as well but was too thick to see it.

I'm interested in your qualifications in suggesting this.

Played at Wembley 30 times since their take over apparently. Sunday evening, hotels chocker with marathon runners.... I do wonder if this happened to us if.... tbd would get a ticket? Naaah, just kidding, of course he wouldn't.

Class. NeWWWLWcastle. Damn you Aston Villa.

I kinda hope we need a win against Everton tbh, I've passed a trip to the lakes for this match. Will be good to see who the bedwetters are and who the fucking stoic sausage merchants are, ie moi.

You think we need to win all 4 to qualify for the CL? You're wrong. I am recognising Brighton as a hard game where a point would be a good result. I am more confident of winning the last 3, although I think 2/3 will be enough? Why? Because not All the other teams can or will win ALL their respective matches. We're third place, 5 points ahead of villa on the same matches played with a superior GD. Be gone you classic bedwetter. BTW, the CL is not the be all and end all for me. We have qualified for it several times before. The league cup was our first trophy in my lifetime though.

The SMB is back on top form, plenty of panic, infighting and growing realisation they are fucked. Example.

We had this convo before and I was horrified to find out how many greasy smelly rockers we have amongst us. I thought you were one of them actually...

The narcissism is so transparent and repugnant. The fact half of the Americans like or overlook this is nauseating. In fact more than half, because people who didn't vote should have opposed him in the ballot anyway. Fuck America, I will never see your country in the same light and I will do my best to avoid having anything to do with you from now on. This is the end result of rampant capitalism coupled with, well, a lot of things, including a poor education system. The US hegemony is gone now and they inflicted it themselves out of pure ignorance and hubris. Rome lasted over a millennium. The yanks barely managed a century. Idiots to a man.

Never convinced by losing streak stats. Meaningless in the scheme of things. Each year and each match is different. West Ham nearly turned them over yesterday, and they're fucking shite. That said, in this case I think a draw will serve us and I can see 2-2 in my palantir. Anybody knows any good child friendly pubs in the west end of Glasgow I can watch this it would be appreciated. 👍

Also Brighton is categorically not a must win game. That's putting unneeded pressure on us. Chelsea is the must win game. With Chelsea playing Forest last match of the season, a win against Everton, which we will get, should suffice imo. Not to mention why the fuck are we afraid of Arsenal who we've beaten 3 times already? They have nowt to play for but pride against us.

Well aye, but then again much better to have proportionately more wins than draws. Better to risk the 1 point in most cases and go for the win. Seasons where we have drawn a lot we've got nowt for it, like Everton this season.

Good to see Sunderland preparing so well for the play offs. Last 5 games, LLLLD. Today: Boring mackem cunts.

I head Sheeran is going to do a few numbers at the Stack.

Well, since 16th March anyway. Stop talking cobblers.

Listen, wykiki is trying to have a nice holiday with his missus and get over this, don't bring this back up again.

Am in your boat wykiki. Trying to understand any narrative of what's happening in the match with this lot is like listening to CT trying to explain astrophysics after his 5th Blue Moon.

That depends how you pronounce it. If the 'ewe' part is pronounced as in the female sheep, as it is in my head, it's 'a'. If it's pronounced as in a jorman nightclub, it's 'an'. I think.

Don't be a ewerk.

Honestly man, we'll fucking lace Ipswich, Chelsea and Everton at home. The middle of those will fuck Chelsea, obvs. We're no longer bottlers. And there's nowt to bottle anyway, this is just the cherry on the cake.

Yeah, now look what you've done.

Surely it's the right time for @Gemmill to make one of his great Everton losing predictions?

Half of them look like Ian Paisley. Fuck this, I'm out for my morning walk.

Makes you think though. I've just put on the telly and the BBC is back to back coverage of the pope's funeral. See Trump is there. I can't help thinking a small tactical nuclear weapon detonated in the Vatican cleaning the slate of these abusive pious hypocrites wouldn't be the worst thing. Makes you think.

17 years man. Feels like nowt considering the gravity of what he did. I mean Kevin Keegan was manager of NUFC then. For the second time under Ashley. Blink of an eye.