MarsBruno

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Say what you like about footballers, but they can't get pissed at xmas or on new years, and they'll now be travelling from London back to Newcastle then down to Brighton in the space of a week, all for our amusement. Dance monkeys dance!

Surely every photograph ever taken in Wearside captures something shit?

Well...if they can fuck this up, imagine what the proposed nuclear dump in Cumbria is going to do to your health. Sleep tight kiddywinks, only 23 sleeps till xmas.

How did they manage to design a calendar that 'ends'?