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I expect it'll be Hors & Kart tomorrow.

I said a few weeks ago it'll all end in tears with McClaren

http://www.themag.co.uk/2015/06/crystal-palace-ready-to-meet-tim-krul-wage-demands-reports/ Krul to join Palace for £8 million plus a 20k a week pay rise ?

The signings we make will not match our expectations far from it were we're expecting Charlie Austin. We'll probably get a reserve striker from Gillingham or at least the equivalent.

So with just over a week until pre season training starts we've no new signings we haven't got an assistant manager. So nuch for bolting the horse on the cart i think the carts fucked off due to boredom from waiting this club just gets worse

Just reading that Steve Round has knocked back McClaren.

Besiktas are interested in Cisse as a replacement for Demba Ba not sure if they'd be prepared to pay the £10 million asking price though.

Oops soz mate it was a jest honestly

Now if only we had a coach preferably a local lad maybe's one who'd worked under Sir Bobby and is out of work so could start immediately.

That's how i see it mate.

Not the best start for Steve McClaren as he has now already had two rejections to join him as Assistant Manager at St James Park. Phil Neville was the first to be approached by the newly appointed Newcastle Head Coach but he turned down the opportunity. This has been followed by news on Thursday that Bolo Zenden has also knocked back the job, preferring to stay as assistant manager for PSV’s reserve team as he waits for a better offer. It is Newcastle United’s ‘preferred media partner’ The Mirror who have carried the news of Zenden’s knockback. The newspaper also reporting that the club have told them that there is nothing close on the transfer front either. With 13 days until pre season begins and only 22 days until the first friendly, we are all waiting to see the new Newcastle United set-up spring into life and put a team in place on and off the pitch, to try and recover from last season’s shambles. Just reading Patrick Bamford's knocked us back

http://www.nufc.co.uk/page/Tickets/SeasonTickets I can see them setting another deadline there's an awful lot of empty spaces.

I don't feel sorry for McClaren he should have done his homework on Ashley & co if he didn't more fool him. This "war chest of wors" i've been reading about it could be as low as £25 million. I thought we had an overspill over £34 million in the bank last season are we saving that for a rainy day. Because if they are it's stotting down now and we need good quality players.

23 days until our first friendly against Gateshead (10th July)

Very sad indeed i'm in bits here i wonder what's next.

Oh well that's it then relegation here we come Ashley out McLaren out in fact every fucker out.

Makom = Toontastic's "special one"

Do we still do that thing were the wages and player values are rolled in to one. A £15 mil player we pay £10mil because the other £5mil is the wage bill for his duration.

Looks like we're prepared to let Cisse go for £10 million to partly fund the alleged new strikers.

"If you like a lot of choclate on your biscuit join our club"

Great news Stevie try not to worry too much about the weight i'm sure you'll be able to sort it once the chemo's finished.

http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/alan-pardew-says-crystal-palace-9464309 Looks like he's got "wor war chest" to spend apparently Palace will have a go for Demba Ba, Cabaye, Loic Remy & Charlie Austin

I think you've had a good run here Makom you were amusing to start with but now your a bore do yourself a favour.

No mate honest we've got one Pardew said.

Sad thing is thats probably just the way it goes.