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No fret

Back in the bottom 3

4-0 draw Bruce to blame Rafa's tactics

Bruce's just done presser for the Chelsea game & has said shag all about the game he is a wag is "Wor Steve" Key lines from Steve Bruce's press conference: Matty Shortstaff will start against Chelsea New deals for the Longstaffs now a priority Positive injury news Transfer latest Andy Carroll update

Bruce's presser for the Chelsea game Reporter "Any tactics for the game" Brucey " I've just told them to play like Rafa showed them it saves me bothering with tactics & that nonsense" Reporter "That's all very well for the ones that were here under Rafa Steve" Bruce " I've told the others to make themselves useful. Maxi got it straight away & he's nipped down the kebab shop for me to get me a extra large donner & chips with chilli sauce. He's a good lad is Maxi" Bruce "thankyou gentleman but there's a kebab with my name on" Bruce shouting " Were's Maxi ? He forgot me big bottle of pop he had one job to do what a waste of £20 million.

Never heard of her

That's me mate horrible game they took all 3 points so what ? It doesnt change the bigger picture Bruce is the manager or something & Ashley still owns the club.

Get it right its "Big Andy"

Substitutes 3Dummett 7Carroll 8Shelvey 12Gayle 17Krafth 26Darlow 30Atsu

Newcastle 1Dubravka 22Yedlin 5Schär 6Lascelles 2Clark 15Willems 24Almirón 43Shortstaff 36Longstaff 10Saint-Maximin 9Joelinton

To tactical Bruce doesn't do "tactics & that nonsense"

If Carroll starts Bruce will shout himself stupider with " Get it up to Big Andy". He'll be shouting it even when Carroll comes off the pitch.

Just reading Ciaran Clark will replace Dummet/Dutton. Also Shortstaff will replace the suspended Hayden