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HMHM, you possess a little bit of genius

Derby day might be a good shout actually. Have tentative plans to disappear somewhere in the week before Christmas but could be back for the Sunday.

We never went away. We just do things in secret now

Yeah, I was going to treat my mam and dad too so it would be fairly expensive. I'll drop her a message - thanks

We'll be having one near Christmas. I expect that you'll be there

We based it on the fact that if you'd not been on any of the pissups for the last 11 years then you were unlikely to come to this one

Hang on, weren't you whingeing on Twitter last week that not being able to drink was shit and you felt like crap?

That was 2 nights ago man, and I was fairly sensible. No room for hangovers when a 5-year-old wants you to be the Megatron to his Optimus Prime on a Sunday afternoon.

How am I hungover? I'm not a fan of Christmas at all actually, but needs must for the bairn etc. trooper - thanks for the reply, and how the hell did you come across that?!

The Polar Express is nearly booked out so I'm trying to find out if it's worth going, Grinch-face Plus, I've started buying presents as I can't afford to get them all at once. So there's a thread - tough shit.

I know, I know - but it is only 9 weeks off. Just wondered if any of you have taken the bairns on the Polar Express that runs from Stanhope? What's it like? Feel free to use this thread for any other C-word stuff. (No, not that one)

Seriously?!

That's 10 years ago or more now, isn't it? You look exactly the same anyway!

Alex, Tooj, mancy, Renton, Gemmill, Jill, JJ - thanks for a lovely night. It was just like the old days

Actually just CT

Someone's made a Boo Boo by the looks of it....

It's amazing In the creepiest way possible....

You've turned into your avatar It still makes me giggle every time I see it

What is up with you boys today?!

As in remove it with hot wax?

Seriously, we're talking desperate times. I've been putting it off for weeks and my roots were criminal.

Texan gets locked in Trafalgar Sq Waterstones last night http://www.buzzfeed.com/alanwhite/everyones-going-to-be-tired-today-because-a-texan-got-locked?bffb&utm_term=4ldqphz#b9ctmr

Thanks for the specifics In other news, I've finally ventured out of the house to the hairdressers.

Well that's reassuring!