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Have a happy day, lovely peeps x

Now have to head to the grandparents as it's my grandda's 90th birthday today. Am I the only one doing church tonight too like a good little Catholic girl?

So we've been wide awake for an hour and are watching Arthur Christmas in bed. It's gonna be a lonnnnnnng day

The last thing on my mind was sticking a specific song on! The radio was on in theatre and that's what was playing when he was born. Couldn't have been more appropriate like.

I didn't "have" it played, it was just on

I think you'd surprise people if they knew the truth

It's not good for me at all

Appear to be a real girl after all - The Holiday last night and Notting Hill just now. I'm going to regret this. Don't worry, I'm appauled at myself too.

With A Little Help From My Friends was the song playing in theatre when the bairn was born. My theatre, in my hospital, being looked after by my friends. RIP sir.

That wasn't his best look tbf Was town mental busy?

Eh? Are you ill?

"I know this pub where the match is on...." you said....

Well it can't be as bad as me watching us get tonked 3-0 in the Belfast branch of the Sunderland supporters club pub in February... Can it?

Bought tickets to see Queen and Adam Lambert in Jan "for my brother for Christmas"

We had chicken and chips one Christmas day years ago after I'd spent all day at work. I couldn't be arsed to cook and I didn't trust the husband to do Christmas dinner.

Sounds like you've been busy! Maybe you should have a sit down

That's what I said, shithead! And ewerk - fuck you!

You need to push the draining hose from the back of the washer into the mounted standpipe.

Coffee all over keyboard.. Can you message their parents and ask what they're into? Failing that, are vouchers an option so they can get what they want whilst they're over here?

It's anaesthetic. Humans react exactly the same, believe me, I have to wake them up from it.

That's because you're just a heartless bastard

It is funny but made me quite uncomfortable too. Is that weird? Anyone listened to the last one yet? Don't want to post anything til I can be sure of not spoiling anything.

Oh, and you're a fanny

They'll be absolutely fine. They'll look like they're pissed for a while with the combination of anaesthetic and lampshades (which is hilarious in itself) but they'll be right as rain in no time.

A fortune. It was about £25 (tickets only) for 2 adults and the bairn the last time we went. I took treats with us because I refuse to pay ridiculous prices for cardboard popcorn and flat coke.