Haydnator

Team was shite. Elliot was great. Took our chance. Almost everyone was anonymous or scared of the ball. Bournemouth play nice football. Cisse was born offside. Even though the whole team should of, I felt Gini & Mitro could have been more present. Perez is clinical, but I wish he would stop this play acting of his. Thauvin proved me wrong when he came on; looked pretty decent and made an impact. More of the same from him please. First away win since we beat Hull 0-3 in Jan. Big 3 points. Anything else to add?

How the fuck did we win that?

6 MINUTES?! WHAT THE FUCK

Thauvin looking decent tbf

Thauvin coming on. What is he going to do? We parking the bus aren't we?

It's not like we're sitting with our thumb up our arse. More like our whole Fist.

What the fuck was that from Janmaat?

So Elliot is shit, is he?

Worst we've played all season and we're 0-1. Newcastle United for you.

What s save that was from Elliot! He's having a Jack Butland.

YESSS

We're getting played off the park by fucking Bournemouth.

The fuck was that?

If we can't beat these away from home then surely we won't beat anyone away from home

No. No from Newcastle. I would live with my Mam had she not passed from breast cancer when I was 3, so thanks for reminding me about that.

I don't...

15 next month, actually. I guess that you think that would be the case as you're probably about 30 and you're reminiscing all the time about when you were a 'free' man.

Lee Mason is the ref. I dunno if we're going to get some officiating on our favour this time. Last time we had a penalty: Manchester United away, Boxing Day 2014. It was given in the 87th minute when we were 3-0 down. Wasn't exactly a game changer. Last time an opposition has received a red card: Norwich 0-0 Newcastle, 28th Jan 2014. Given to Bradley Johnson after pushing Loic Remy, who was sent off also. All seem a long time ago. Whether it's referee's never give us owt or we have barely had the ball to be fouled in the past 18 months. Most likely the latter.

Is Mbabu back yet?

Heard that Carver is on BT Sport for this.

Already do all these

Aye. Very inconsistent but probably the player with the most natural talent I've seen put the black & white shirt on. The season when we finished 5th with the front 3 we had at the time... EDIT: I like how that season with Pardew as manager and Williamson as a 1st team regular was probably the best season I've seen in my life of being a Toon supporter while everyone on here experienced the Keegan & Sir Bobby years Sorry Anothernsoul if this realisation of mine has made you feel old again

First home game of my existence was not too bad. Nor was the first full season.