GeneralDisarray

Now that's just uncalled for. I wish I had a tail.

He's not very friendly. That's for sure.

NOW THATS WHAT I CALL BANTER

What are you a doctor of?

I just voted not to sack Pardew. He's doing a good job at Palace. Why would they sack him?

Quiet here

INAPPROPRIATE! You should be banned for that. Children read these boards you know. WONT SOMEBODY THINK OF THE CHILDREN?

Rolando > Ronaldo FACT

Very dark brown. Cola coloured. What about you?

Hehe

Hello there. Are you really straight edge? Like CM Punk? Or us it just a gimmick like when Festus turned into Luke Gallows?

ROFLCOPTER

That's not banter. That's just stupid.

I call Ivan Toney Mr Whippy, because of the ice cream shop Mark Toney. I associate Ivan Toney with it, so he's ice creamish. Like Mr Whippy. I give all of the pandas nicknames. It's a pretty cool hobby to have.

TOP BANTER

Elliot is mint. End of.

My favourite panda is soo from the sooty show. She was hot. But in NUFC terms my top 5 would have to be: 1. Ronny Johnsen 2. John Karelse 3. Paul Robinson 4. Paul Dalglish 5. Amdy Faye BANTER. My real top 5 are: 1. Alan Shearer 2. Peter Beardsley 3. Pavel Srniceck 4. Nobby Solano 5. Shola Ameobi What's your top 5?

Hello fellow magpies, zebras, pandas and skunks. Allow me to introduce myself. My name is General Disarray and I am, like you, one of the loyalist football supporters the world has ever seen. I have supported Newcastle United ever since I first learned how to clap. I clap everything. Especially when we get a corner kick. My favourite moment as a supporter was when we scored from a corner against Sheffield United in pre season. It convinced me that Steve McClaren, or Macsy as I call him, was my new messiah. Which is lucky as Ant and Dec are in the jungle with Kieron Dyer. Anyway, that's enough about me. How are you?