NigelFarage

What a fucking idiot. Stay busy pal because the chances are anything you have to say will be as dull as fuck.

Absolutely no sign? One transfer window turned us into hard to beat. Looking good pal! See you in a few year!

Ha! It is funny as fuck that the Barcelona of the North will be crossing swords with Burton, but it was only ever a nice little bonus. The crux of the matter is that we're delighted because we could not afford to go down and have another chance to build something. Watching you lot like a pack of rabid dogs repeating the mantra: "the Mackems live to finish above Newcastle" is just about as funny as watching you go down. It's all you have left after wasting 80 odd million on a pack of chancers who were only ever in it for the money and ultimately took you down. Without us and believing you mean something to us, you have nothing to cling to. You're like scorned fucking women you idiots.

It's a message board. What do you do on a message board? Lurk? Talk to the screen?

You really believe this shite don't you. The reason being it's all you have and all part of oiling the wheels of your self-importance - fooling nobody but yourselves. In the absence of the belief that: "the Mackems live to see Newcastle fail", you're left with just another second division football club and that really doesn't match your perception of yourselves as the Barcelona of the North. You're a joke, pal. An absolute shambles of a football club. Yes, there are people laughing at your expense, and not just on Wearside, but not because you're anything special; it's because your over-inflated opinion of yourselves is bordering on the ridiculous and no one likes a show off. As I've said, it's entertaining to watch you go down and watch the latest Messiah roll into town, I mean, for fuck's sake: "The Messiah"; only you fucking idiots could come out with anything so ridiculous. By thinking Sunderland fans live "to do better than Newcastle" you're simply repeating the self-serving illusion that is intended to give yourselves a sense of importance. Mags going down. Funny? Aye fucking hilarious. But, hardly anything to write home about.

Legend. Was never going to work at the Barcelona of the North because if they're not winning ten nowt at half time the knives are out. At our club, where we're more patient, realistic football fans, he'll thrive.

News to me. Couldn't give a fuck who plays for England, don't know what the score was and don't want to know. I'd imagine that most SAFC could not give a flying one that one of your lot was on our pitch. Possibly surprised that relegation fodder should ever get a game for the national team but apart from that, good luck to the lad. It'll be a while before he's back at the top table so let the lad have his day in the sun. It'll be back to reality in a few months.

Are you a complete fucking fool? No one is laying any sort of claim to a glorious recent history. But, and listen carefully here broken head, this coming season, the future; we're still in there with a chance and with Sam in charge get some money on us to be 12 points clear of the pack approaching mid-April. Meanwhile your soft shite players will be taking the money and delivering very little.

The only problem being that I haven't read any article. Yet again you idiots think people want to read articles about you. Not sure if it's delusion or desperation. Either way, I can't think of another set of football fans or even people who are so up their own arses that they think everyone cares about a relegated team. That's why you are where you are. Got ahead of yourselves and the result was inevitable.

Not for me. First couple 1979/1980 although can't remember much about them, only missed one since.

I mean the SAFC/NUFC memories. After all, there won't be anything to add to the collection this coming season and probably a few more after that too.

I think Burton fans would accept that these are hitherto unchartered waters, but on the plus side I fancy them to bully your soft shite players into 4 points. Maybe a 3-0 at home and a 1-1 away?

Time will tell, but not your concern now. You're in with the likes of Burton. What about the past when we were on the same level? Any memories?

Anyway, forget about the present - it's over now, we have nothing to talk about in that respect. What about the past? Any good memories?

You haven't seen much of these two players have you?

Look at the fucking gnashing of teeth. Kidding yourselves that a fella who can find bargains like Kone and Kirchoff can't find a couple more to move us on. Fuck me, the horse fraternity of Tyneside will be keeping their heads down in the event we bring a couple of good players in and get off to a good start.

No bother. We'll just keep on quietly progressing and going in the right direction while you lot shout about how special you are while dropping like a stone and the odd few emotional sadists laughing at you.

Nice swerve. But never mind that. What did you actually say in your own post? Under no financial pressure to do what? Go back and read your own post.

Over the course of a season but not over the second half of the season with the current team. You'll find with a couple of bargains the big fella turned us in to a team capable of scrapping and playing a bit, and ultimately getting points. Keep on at this rate and the future's bright....for one of us.

Under no financial pressure to what? I'll clue you in: it's in your own post.

In short: you like the wrong sort of attention and you're envy of our position makes you want to kill yourself. Sounds like a teenage lass rebelling from her Mother's guidance.

Fuck me, you lot. The way you were going on you were keeping all you 'star' players - the same 'star' players who looked like they'd rather be anywhere else. You were suggesting it was a positive that you were under no pressure to sell a pack of chancers. You've finally got what you deserve: 'star' names with nothing to offer except take the money.

Pick one what? Don't hate you at all. Laughing at you? Yeah course I am, I have a few hours to kill and stumbled upon this, but hate? Nahh. As I say, our attention is focused elsewhere these days. I'll probably glance at your results, particularly the Burton double header.

Fuck me, you could do with some pressure to sell the lot of 'em. Seen more fight when picking me Grandma up from the over '60s. You lot are on some serious mind bending drugs. You're over the moon there is no pressure to sell a load of players who have just royally shafted you. If ever there was a symbol (or symptom) of Geordie logic that is it. You lot deserve everything you get.

Ha! Fuckin' killing you lot.