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His jobs safe another week

Hahahahha

Thank god my stream froze

Its embarrassing man. I dont know why I even bother trying to understand the thought process of this shite.

That 3v3 just shows how badly hes got these players playing together, looked like they've not practised a counter attack in their lives

Shelvey is fast becoming my most hated player

Why didnt he start Carroll if the idea is to just constantly launch balls into the box?

What the fuck is that bald cunt doing

Well if anyone for some reason wants to completely waste an hour and a half of their life I've got a decent idea on how to do it quite effectively now

Imagine we were playing anyone else except for these today

Bruce holding a bottle of water trying to convince anyone he can that he doesnt actually live exclusively off of maple syrup

This has 1-0 West Brom written all over it now

This might be the worst game of football ive ever seen

Krafth is good, very good

Is it 4-4-1-1? Dubs Krafth - Lascelles - Clark - Dummett Hendrick - Shelvey - Hayden - Fraser Willock Joelinton

I was sure he'd revert to type and play a 4-4-2 with Carroll and Gayle up front but this is far worse than even that would have been

I never thought I'd want an Allardyce team to beat us but please get this cunt sacked today Sam you fat cunt

That fucking team

The end should be near now one way or another for this cunt. Once a manager pisses the players off by throwing them under the bus in response to bad performances and in turn loses the dressing room it usually means they lose their job pretty quickly after but this is Newcastle we are talking about. What baffles me is that he does such a bad job so blatantly badly. I know he’s a useless cunt but constantly singling out players for blame was only going to end one way surely he’s been around long enough to know this? I think he’s been actively trying to get the sack for a while as he gets something like a £3/4m payout if he does. In this case he’s been dragging our club down for months not giving a fuck if we win or lose, not caring about the fans or the players, barely even taking training seriously (he apparently has taken multiple days off since Wolves), the cunt had more money spent on players than any manager in our history over 2 seasons and he doesn’t even try. The bloke has no fucking morale standards what so fucking ever, he’s a fat fucking loser who only cares about himself why do his media pals stick by this vile cunt? He’d throw any of them under the bus at any given opportunity also if he benefited him. I know it’s wrong to wish death but I don’t give a fuck in this case he’s a fucking disgusting piss taking slob who’s mugged the fans off the whole time so yes I honestly hope he dies, I despise him more than I did Pardew or McLaren. He’s so lucky the fans havnt been allowed in, so so lucky. Imagine being a hardworking Newcastle fan paying to go and see games when the teams managed by this gross narcissistic piece of shit that only cares about lining his own pockets and will shit on anyone and everyone at any moment when it benefits him.. remember the little Rafa digs man? The ego of this cunt to take snide digs at the man who’s shadow dwarfs Bruce’s entire football existence. Not to mention the only reason we are still in with a chance of staying up is a combination of a couple of teams below us being so shit it looks like they are trying to get relegated and the fact this loser has much better attacking players to work with than we’ve had in fucking years. Rant over I don’t even give a fuck anymore anyway, we will probably somehow scrape staying up and we’ll get another year out of him after he’s clearly thrown in the towel this season. That’s how our club functions under Ashley.

Aye, we are absolutely fucked now like and it’s not even like we’ve been picking up result with those 2 players in the side (2 wins out of 17). So we’re double fucked. Oh and how I wish we could have seen this coming, who would have thought it would all go to shit sooner or later under this fucking fat useless grotesque arrogant thick cabbage headed kebab scoffing cunt.

Dont know if any of you have seen this but it really looks like Bruce says 'just fuck off' there

You've got a point tbf, so its Bruces fault for parking the bus all season

I honestly think we'll go down now if those injuries to ASM and Almiron are bad enough to keep them out for the next 5/6 games. Funny how you always get all these injuries under dinosaur type shit managers isnt it?

If that dropped to anyone but him