Tdansmith
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Howay Crystal Palace !
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Rangers fucking up big style today !
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😂 This bloke needs help.
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That thread is wonderful. The bitterness is a joy to read along with the many, many comfort blankets they have made up😂
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Closest race for top two for ages !
1st Leicester 88
2nd Ipswich 88
3rd Leeds 87
all played 42 games
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Leicester trying their best to fuck promotion up 0-1 to Plymouth
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2 minutes ago, Howay said:
"This is so weird. They actively support your biggest rivals. They want nothing to do with you."😂
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A World known Wasp expert hears that a copy of an impossible to get vinyl 12” of wasp sounds is available to purchase in London so make the trip half way around the World to buy it… turning up at the record store, he asks the salesperson to play the record so he can check it for quality.
Anyway, after a few tracks the Wasp expert has become enraged at the waste of time given that the recording is not of rare wasps as he had been told. He is an expert and knows his stuff!
Shamefaced, the salesperson checks the record and concludes that he had played the Bee side instead.
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A man and his wife were having some problems and giving each other the silent treatment.
The next week, the man realised he’d need his wife to wake him at 5 a.m. for an early flight.
Not wanting to be the first to break the silence, he finally wrote on a piece of paper: “Please wake me at 5 a.m.”
The next morning the man woke up, only to discover it was 9 a.m. and he’d missed his flight.
Furious, he was about to go and scream at his wife when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed that said: “It’s 5 a.m. Wake up.
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1 hour ago, ewerk said:
This is a story to inspire you to reach for your dreams and never ever give up...
A few years ago my mate's missus came a close second in the Miss Newcastle 2019 competition.
Later that year she was beset by a long period of bad luck.
She suffered years of drug and alcohol abuse and a series of eating disorders.
She lost a leg and needed facial reconstruction surgery after a road traffic accident.
Later, she suffered 90% burns in a factory fire.
Several of her teeth were knocked out and an eye gouged in a fight outside a KFC Take Away.
The stress caused severe hair loss and facial warts, but she never stopped believing.
And then finally, last month...
She was crowned Miss Sunderland 2024.
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PSG 2 Barcelona 3, some game that.
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FFS ! Guess who is a guest on Sky Sports News tonight...a clue, he's a fat fuckin' bacon lovin' fraud.
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https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-68769820
Sports Direct ( owned by a cunt) dubs Newcastle United kit deal unlawful
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Man Utd will struggle to win it next year i reckon 🤔
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My dog swallowed a load of Scrabble tiles last night so I took him to the vet.
No word yet.
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Fucking Get In !!!!!
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Sheff Utd 2-2 Chelsea
a great result for us.
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24 minutes ago, GrahamTaylor5 said:
When did keepers start using Vaseline on their gloves?
Wasn't it Joe Hart that started to do it?
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1 minute ago, NJS said:
Just popped out and came back to sky announcing an hours build-up to their most important game of the century.
Is it possible for a group of humans to orgasm continuously for 3 hours?
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Other Games 23/24
in Newcastle Forum
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7 mins...or till Liverpool score 2