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yup, 2-0 

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Got to be a pen to Celtic ?

[Of course we start going on a run of some sort now. Martin Dubravkas going down easy to annoy a portuguese bloke Mags vs Anges great attacking side who have actually scored less than us whatevers.]

A comfortable 2 or 3 goal win for us or them, or we could just nick it by the odd goal or maybe they could nick it by one, or it could be a boring 0-0 draw or a 1-1 draw or a classic 3-3 or 4-4 draw. I do know one thing for sure they'll be less than 100 crisp packets on the pitch at the same time.

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Celtic 1 -0 up against Rangers after just 21 seconds.

[Bruno Guimarães]

 

[if you heard a joke today, post it]

4 hours ago, Dr Gloom said:

I went to shops the other day. They were charging £10 per strip of Velcro 

 

What a rip off 

 The inventor of Velcro died today.

RIP

[Fulham away, I hate this fixture. If Dummett starts I'm deleting the thread when I get up so don't get too attached to anything you post.]

A great result all things considered. 

 

[mackem messageboard gold]

https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/absolute-tramps.1631166/

 

😂

[Fulham away, I hate this fixture. If Dummett starts I'm deleting the thread when I get up so don't get too attached to anything you post.]

[Fulham away, I hate this fixture. If Dummett starts I'm deleting the thread when I get up so don't get too attached to anything you post.]

3 minutes ago, spongebob toonpants said:

He's been injured for months, as has Anderson. Can't expect him to be ready to start every game straight away

That's fair enough.

[Fulham away, I hate this fixture. If Dummett starts I'm deleting the thread when I get up so don't get too attached to anything you post.]

Surprised to see Barnes on the bench

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Man City 4-2 winners, level on points with the twats.

 

Norwich beat Ipswich, advantage Leeds and Leicester.

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2-1 man city

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1-1 KDB with a cracker of a goal

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Palace 1-0 v Man City 4 mins

[Film/moving picture show you most recently watched]

 

Roadhouse.

 

Jake Gyllenhaal was canny good in this. If you hate Conor McGregor, you'll hate him even more after watching this.

A watchable film if you like all that macho fighting bullshit.

[Funny pictures thread]

[if you heard a joke today, post it]

46 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said:

 

 

These three lads are walking along the beach when they find an old oil lamp in the sand. One of them picks it up, rubs it for a laugh , and, bugger me, out pops a Genie.

 

It says.
"You have finally freed me after all these years, so I'll grant each one of you 3 wishes."

 

The first lad,  Davey, immediately blurts out,

"I want a billion pounds."

 

POOF, he's holding a printout that shows his account balance is now in fact £1,000,000,000,003.50p

 

The second lad, Johnny, thinks for a bit, then says,

"I want to be the richest man alive." POOF, he's holding papers showing his net worth is now well over £300 billion.

 

The third lad, Mick, thinks even longer about his wish, then says,

"I want my left arm to rotate clockwise for the rest of my life."

 

POOF, his arm starts rotating.

 

The Genie tells them it's time for their second wish.
Davey says: "I want to be married to the most beautiful woman on earth."

 

POOF, Salma Hayek wraps herself around his arm. ( the jammy twat). 

 

Johnny says, "I want to be good-looking and charismatic, so I can have every girl I want."
POOF, his looks change, and Salma immediately starts flirting with him.

 

Mick says, "I want my right arm to rotate counter-clockwise until I die."
 

POOF, now both his arms are rotating, in opposite directions.

 

The genie tells them to think very carefully about their third wish.

 

Davey, after a while, says, "I never want to become sick or injured, I want to stay healthy until I die."
 

POOF, his complexion improves, his acne is gone, and his knees don't bother him anymore.

 

Johnny says, "I never want to grow old. I want to stay 29 forever."

 

POOF, he looks younger already.

 

Mick smiles triumphantly and says, "My last wish is for my head to nod back and forth."
 

POOF, he's now nodding his head and still flailing his arms around.

 

The genie wishes them good luck, disappears, and the men soon go their separate ways.

 

Many years later, they meet again and chat about how things have been going.

 

Davey is ecstatic:

"I've invested the money and multiplied it many times over, so me and my family will be among the richest of the rich pretty much forever. My wife Salma is a freak in the sheets, and I've never had so much as a cold in all these years."

 

Johnny smiles and says, "Well, I built charities worldwide with a fraction of my wealth, I'm still the richest cunt alive and also revered for my good deeds. I haven't aged a day since we last met, and yes, Salma is pretty wild in bed."

 

Mick walks in, flailing his arms around and nodding his head.
 

 

 

 

 

 

"Lads, I think I fucked up."

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27 minutes ago, Kid Dynamite said:

 

 

What a big baby he is.

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wow 4-3 chelsea

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late, late pen chelsea 3-3 

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twats 3-1 

 

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twats 

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2-2 chelsea 

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Liverpool with 82% possession v Sheff Utd.

Only 1-0 ahead. Love a late freaky Sheff Utd goal to make 1-1 in the last minute.  Not going to happen of course, but  fingers crossed.