[Other Games 23/24]

Twats predictably beating v Sheff Utd.

Man u 1-0 down v Chelsea early on. Man U really are poor amazing that they are so high in the league.

[if you heard a joke today, post it]

4 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said:

Boss just caught me having sex at work. 
 

“WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING FIST?”

he said

” Sorry, they were just lying there looking all sexy, couldn’t help it” 

says I. 
“ ITS THE BLOODY AUTOPSY ROOM!”

 

 

 

 

 

Looks like my career as a vet is over. 

 

[Funny pictures thread]

[Generic small time football blather thread FOREVER]

rtg going into a massive meltdown over this 😂

https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/premier-league-eyeing-up-abolishing-points-deductions.1631030/page-3

[2023/24 - Generic NUFC Chat]

"The only man on the planet who could bite a curly wurly and still miss the chocolate"  

 

😂

[Funny pictures thread]

[Fulham away, I hate this fixture. If Dummett starts I'm deleting the thread when I get up so don't get too attached to anything you post.]

We win 4-0 with our 100 Million signing Excile scoring all 6 goals.

[Ah shit we won so I have to do another one. Alright, Eddies bubble bursting penalty merchants vs nailed on relegation certainties, Everton.]

8 minutes ago, MrRaspberryJam said:

Paul Dummett you brain dead fuckwit. 

I'm still in shock at what he did. It just makes no sense what so ever that a professional well paid footballer would do that.

What will Eddie Howe say to him I wonder ? 

[Other Games 23/24]

Leeds go 2-1 up, Leicester currently 3rd

[mackem messageboard gold]

"We can only dream of a Mike Ashley"

 

https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/“mag-like-behaviour”.1630872/

[Other Games 23/24]

What a win for Ipswich ! Puts them top of the league.

[mackem messageboard gold]

6 minutes ago, aimaad22 said:

Time to head over to RTG I take:

 

Fighting /abusing each other, a new thread every few minutes, owners out ! blah blah blah ! 

Funny as fuck ! 

[mackem messageboard gold]

mackems 1 Blackburn 5 

The same Blackburn we beat on pens in the FA cup who they would beat easy btw 🤔

[mackem messageboard gold]

0-4 😂

[mackem messageboard gold]

mackems getting beat 2-0 at home to Blackburn. They really need to bring on Excile to turn the game around 😂

[Other Games 23/24]

I hate seeing those  scouse twats top of the league. Please anyone but these fuckers to win it.

[Funny pictures thread]

[Funny pictures thread]

[Eddie and Sandros gambling men vs Moyes bubble blowing something or other, I don't know Im no good at this thread name bollocks, anyway we're playing West Ham]

I think we will play with no fear from now on and enjoy the rest of the season.

A 2-0 win tomorrow.

[Funny pictures thread]

[The Great DOF Hunt of 2024]

It has now been reported that Rui Pedro Braz has been interviewed as a potential replacement for Dan Ashworth.

 

https://www.themag.co.uk/2024/03/rui-pedro-braz-interviewed-to-be-dan-ashworth-replacement-reports-newcastle-united/

[Funny pictures thread]

 

[Recommend me something to watch!]

2 minutes ago, MrRaspberryJam said:

God I love(d) Cormac McCarthy. 

A superb writer. 

[Recommend me something to watch!]

The Road.  (2009)

 

A post-apocalyptic world that is terrifying because this is what will probably happen.

Don't watch it if you're a soft shite.

 

[General Random Conversation..]

On 20/03/2024 at 19:36, strawb said:

Our lass has had her colonoscopy and it’s all clear. Thank fuck.

 

Been in James Cook all week with my brother because his fits were out of control, then drove down last night and spent all day today in the arse inspection unit of the MRI.

 

Great week.

That's excellent news.