SpaceCadet

Not quite my terms.

Vaginal flatulence is the 2nd nastiest thing to leave a woman's vagina... you slot right in at number 1.

Vaginal flatulence

You're welcome, TheGingerQueef.

If Colin Warris signed up he should be allowed to pick his own dp even if he's an attention seeking tart who blocks anybody who questions his dodgy information. Also is Alsatian jizz saltier than Labrador?

You knob head

That got paid for me by the fans.

A few days ago I opened a second account using the name if my eldest. Last night it became apparent that MF had recognised it which ignited my curiosity as to how he knew. I discovered that the name was brought up on my Facebook wall on new year's eve which MF has obviously been reading. Though I am not surprised as MF doesn't seem the type who's going to forget an 8 year old boy's name so easily.

Fuck off, there's Jim Da... Nevermind.

Capitalism, Communism and Socialism all arrange to meet one night for a drink. Capitalism and Communism arrive on time but Socialism is nowhere to be seen. Eventually Socialism arrives out of breath and apologetic before explaining itself. Socialism says - "Sorry guys, I'm late as I've spent all day in line waiting for a piece of bread." Capitalism says - "What's a line?" Communism says - "What's bread?"

Chiqiuto's later today

Edit: MSM got Trump through the primaries by giving him much more coverage than the other Republican candidates, in order to keep Ted Cruz out of the presidential election and this spectacularly backfired when wikileaks went in dry against Hilary conveniently neglecting to hold the Trump campaigns feet to the fire. I would have voted for Gary Johnson, despite the fact that he didn't know what Allepo was.