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  1. General Random Conversation..

    Assuming that it isn't all a hoax, it's a bit of an arsehole move by whoever released them. Personally, I think it's probably a load of shite (poor choice of words, I know) but at least either way it should knock that bollocks-brained tosser down a couple of notches for a while.
  2. Where Now?

    Aye. but at least under Benitez you could have that little bit of hope that he'd turn things round, which he did in the end. I think the chances of Bruce doing the same are about as likely as a Nazi float turning up at the Notting Hill Carnival.
  3. mackem messageboard gold

    Aye, if that lad lays a cable on his seat again they'll probably have to sell it off as fertiliser to even come close to breaking even.
  4. General Random Conversation..

    Too right, it seems to me that you can break America in a couple of very simple steps. Step 1: Say the name of the place you are in at the time. Step 2: Wait 3 years for the audience to stop doing that really annoying whooping. Step 3: Chuck on the celebrity guest and watch the audience lose their minds. Congratulations, you have now broken America!
  5. mackem messageboard gold

    That nonsense about stopping a terrorist attack is hardly surprising considering that shitheap was once earmarked by the National Front as a prime breeding ground for support. And on that Pickford fight, I can confirm none of his punches landed as he's only got little arms.
  6. mackem messageboard gold

    To be fair the only Oyster he's likely to be familiar with is the smell emanating from your average Mackem lass' private area.
  7. Just rewatched Who Killed Captain Alex. Not sure how many of you have seen it or indeed heard of it but I consider it my civic duty to provide a link to this masterpiece. In terms of so-bad-it's-good cinema I'd put it right up there with The Room.
  8. Other Games 18/19

    I mean, it has been known for some enterprising young fellows to engage in a bit of rectal pyro-smuggling, but you'd probably have to ask them whether they remember to remove it before lighting it.
  9. Other Games 18/19

    Problem is UEFA and FIFA are so soft on shite like that. To think the Russian FA was only fined €25,000 for racist chanting but if some bloke shoves a flare up his hoop and sets it off it usually gets a bigger fine.
  10. mackem messageboard gold

    Bloody hell, Ryanair? I'd rather be one of those North Korean Mackems than fly with them like. At least North Korea has a better human rights record.
  11. Generic small time football blather thread FOREVER

    Shows what a joke the so-called "fit and proper persons" test really is. The Oystons may be gone but you've still got absolute cock sockets like him (Anderson), Ashley, SISU and Duchatelet stinking out the place.
  12. Politics

    I guess you could say he's a cut above the rest.
  13. Terrorism

    Fucking hell, another shooting, this time on a tram in Utrecht. One reported dead. What the fuck is wrong with people? https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-47611811
  14. Funny pictures thread

    Dolph Harris
  15. Yes Gemmill...

    Saw a day or two ago that Pat Mustard from Father Ted died, probably one of the best one-off characters I can remember. I've still got his massive tool in my box.

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