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  1. General Random Conversation..

    Assuming that it isn't all a hoax, it's a bit of an arsehole move by whoever released them. Personally, I think it's probably a load of shite (poor choice of words, I know) but at least either way it should knock that bollocks-brained tosser down a couple of notches for a while.
  2. Where Now?

    Aye. but at least under Benitez you could have that little bit of hope that he'd turn things round, which he did in the end. I think the chances of Bruce doing the same are about as likely as a Nazi float turning up at the Notting Hill Carnival.
  3. mackem messageboard gold

    Aye, if that lad lays a cable on his seat again they'll probably have to sell it off as fertiliser to even come close to breaking even.
  4. General Random Conversation..

    Too right, it seems to me that you can break America in a couple of very simple steps. Step 1: Say the name of the place you are in at the time. Step 2: Wait 3 years for the audience to stop doing that really annoying whooping. Step 3: Chuck on the celebrity guest and watch the audience lose their minds. Congratulations, you have now broken America!
  5. mackem messageboard gold

    That nonsense about stopping a terrorist attack is hardly surprising considering that shitheap was once earmarked by the National Front as a prime breeding ground for support. And on that Pickford fight, I can confirm none of his punches landed as he's only got little arms.
  6. mackem messageboard gold

    To be fair the only Oyster he's likely to be familiar with is the smell emanating from your average Mackem lass' private area.
  7. Just rewatched Who Killed Captain Alex. Not sure how many of you have seen it or indeed heard of it but I consider it my civic duty to provide a link to this masterpiece. In terms of so-bad-it's-good cinema I'd put it right up there with The Room.
  8. Other Games 18/19

    I mean, it has been known for some enterprising young fellows to engage in a bit of rectal pyro-smuggling, but you'd probably have to ask them whether they remember to remove it before lighting it.
  9. Other Games 18/19

    Problem is UEFA and FIFA are so soft on shite like that. To think the Russian FA was only fined €25,000 for racist chanting but if some bloke shoves a flare up his hoop and sets it off it usually gets a bigger fine.
  10. mackem messageboard gold

    Bloody hell, Ryanair? I'd rather be one of those North Korean Mackems than fly with them like. At least North Korea has a better human rights record.
  11. Generic small time football blather thread FOREVER

    Shows what a joke the so-called "fit and proper persons" test really is. The Oystons may be gone but you've still got absolute cock sockets like him (Anderson), Ashley, SISU and Duchatelet stinking out the place.
  12. Politics

    I guess you could say he's a cut above the rest.
  13. Terrorism

    Fucking hell, another shooting, this time on a tram in Utrecht. One reported dead. What the fuck is wrong with people? https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-47611811
  14. Funny pictures thread

    Dolph Harris
  15. Yes Gemmill...

    Saw a day or two ago that Pat Mustard from Father Ted died, probably one of the best one-off characters I can remember. I've still got his massive tool in my box.
  16. Sports Direct United V Everton

    Just when I thought I couldn't stand that scruffy Mackem cunt any less. Prick.
  17. mackem messageboard gold

    With its appalling human rights record, awful standard of living and widespread poverty and famine, I can't see how Sunderland would be an attractive choice for your average North Korean fan.
  18. Other Games 18/19

    I always love to see Real on the receiving end of an absolute thumping. Quite possibly the worst fanbase in all of football (even worse than the Mackems imo) - ruined by success to such an extent that they even boo some of their best players of recent times if they're not having as good a game as they usually do, such as Casillas, Ronaldo etc. Really can't stand how spoilt and fickle they are. Just look at how many empty seats there've been at the Bernabeu this season - I think their average attendance this season is 15,000 below capacity - as soon as they stop winning as often the tourists aren't interested (I know that this many empty seats isn't actually that uncommon for Real or indeed Barca but it says something about the commitment of those in - or rather not in - the stands). To most other clubs being 3rd in the league wouldn't be that bad a season but the season-long meltdown from people following that club is comedy gold.
  19. Politics

    It isn't the Muslims, it's the Chinese he's after.
  20. General Random Conversation..

    At least people aren't eating detergent anymore.
  21. What are you listening to ?

    He gives off more of a future Yewtree suspect vibe for me tbh. Seems a right weird bastard. Other than that you're spot on.
  22. Other Games 18/19

    That's a hell of a stat. I would still say he's worth a punt for a lower half side but if he doesn't return I probably wouldn't be surprised either.
  23. Other Games 18/19

    They're probably going to shift on most of the big-money signings they made last summer but I can see Fulham holding onto Mitro considering what he was like for them last season, unless he's getting silly money. Then again I can see another Prem side maybe taking a chance on him but not sure exactly who.
  24. Other Games 18/19

    Mind you, as bad as Huddersfield have been this season, I actually think Fulham have been the biggest shambles. Not quite as bad as the Mackems in 05/06, Derby 07/08 or Villa 15/16 but spunking £100m+ up the wall only to drop straight back down to the Championship isn't a good look.
  25. Introductions Allow me to introduce myself!

    Implying that I am a paedophile is actually less insulting than accusing me of being a Mackem.

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