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Surely Blaydon, Cheyne, Tyne, Benny, Adidas, Toonelaide or Wellsy have got to re-register on here again soon as Blaydon?

Thats the badger!!!! Poet-in-residence before AF!

SLP=clubmolefact!

Renton finally achieves misery nirvana 83793[/snapback] Clever, implying I'm happy because the team I support has been reduced to total shit. Are you happy with the situation then Wez? 83801[/snapback] Does that make SBTP Hove Avenger? 83850[/snapback] Aye, I think so. Btw it wasn't a hissy fit, alright you bastids? 83852[/snapback] I never said it was, thundercunt! Need a sticky to keep up with these past and present usernames tbh. V. confusing. 83853[/snapback] I still don't know who Smooth Operator, Happy Face and Wacky Jnr are 83858[/snapback] SMO=new after the split with N-O. Never been reg'd before Happy Face= ditto (I think??) Wacky Jnr=posted briefly on N-O before the split, but I forget what name he posted under now. As for you, are you gonna confirm youre actually Skol like? 83860[/snapback] I confirmed it ages ago in the Rancid Turds thread but my post got brushed under the carpet as Craig insisted I was Mark. 83863[/snapback] Sorry mate, I never saw. Surely that has to be the final nail in the coffin of Craig's admin reputation now? The blokes lost the fucking script!

.......heres another one now, like! Who did you post as formerly?

Renton finally achieves misery nirvana 83793[/snapback] Clever, implying I'm happy because the team I support has been reduced to total shit. Are you happy with the situation then Wez? 83801[/snapback] Does that make SBTP Hove Avenger? 83850[/snapback] Aye, I think so. Btw it wasn't a hissy fit, alright you bastids? 83852[/snapback] I never said it was, thundercunt! Need a sticky to keep up with these past and present usernames tbh. V. confusing. 83853[/snapback] I still don't know who Smooth Operator, Happy Face and Wacky Jnr are 83858[/snapback] SMO=new after the split with N-O. Never been reg'd before Happy Face= ditto (I think??) Wacky Jnr=posted briefly on N-O before the split, but I forget what name he posted under now. As for you, are you gonna confirm youre actually Skol like?

This board has been crying out for a spurious-rumourmonger and you look to have grown into that role over the last couple of days. I salute you! 83854[/snapback] Grown? doubtful tbh.

Renton finally achieves misery nirvana 83793[/snapback] Clever, implying I'm happy because the team I support has been reduced to total shit. Are you happy with the situation then Wez? 83801[/snapback] Does that make SBTP Hove Avenger? 83850[/snapback] Aye, I think so. Btw it wasn't a hissy fit, alright you bastids? 83852[/snapback] I never said it was, thundercunt! Need a sticky to keep up with these past and present usernames tbh. V. confusing.

Renton finally achieves misery nirvana 83793[/snapback] Clever, implying I'm happy because the team I support has been reduced to total shit. Are you happy with the situation then Wez? 83801[/snapback] Does that make SBTP Hove Avenger?

Close to being banned tbh. Want to leave my girlfriend out of this please? 83787[/snapback] Fair play if you don't want us to mention your right hand. How about we talk about that little slapper your cheating with- lefty is her name aye? 83809[/snapback] Not like Mags to stick up for Gol like, this place is cliquey beyond belief. They've even got their own inner clique tbh And it WAS funny. FACT! 83843[/snapback] Circle of trust tbh.

etc etc ad infinitum

'......Mr Terence Macdermott produced his service contract written on the back of a Ladbrokes slip. "I've had a few risky punts in my time" quipped the Scouse unfunnyman, "but I never thought anyone'd be daft enough to back a pair of donkeys like me and Greame" '

Coffee ring maybe, but theres no way that man'd put a pastie down. Even briefly. 83804[/snapback] True! I forgot to mention it would have a snot on as well that he wiped on it after having a pick. 83806[/snapback] Now we're getting more into the realms of reality. Clause absolving NUFC of paying out remainder of Souness unconscionably generous contract covered in snot. I can just imagine the court reports. Be about right. Fuck-me-gently!

Coffee ring maybe, but theres no way that man'd put a pastie down. Even briefly.

A bigger man would hold up his hands and resign. Resignations happen all the time, even Gullit and politicians manage it occasionally! Souness is a rich man who doesn't need the money. He says he cares about his family - I fail to see how they can benefit from having a father or husband who is easily the most hated man in Newcastle. Souness has a heart condition - how can this mess be good for his health? No, he has no shame or dignity, he is an evil money-grabbing greedy cunt who is shafting all the fans. 83720[/snapback] The money - whether earned over the remainder of his contract, or paid in a lump sum when he's sacked - could set his kid's kid's kids up. And this is his last chance to earn that sort of money. He would be an idiot to resign and pass up on it IMO. 83727[/snapback] The one caveat to that being (and I hope we were wise enough to have put it in his contract as most competent boards do) that the remainder does not become payable in the event that we get relegated under his charge. It's common for service contracts to specify that any termination under those circs results in none of the remainder of the fixed term being payable. ......mind you they did that at Citeh and sacked Joe Royle before they were technically (mathmatically) relegated and he took them to court for the remainder. The wording has to be very precise. .......mind you Citeh are as big a shambles as us. 83796[/snapback] Wasn't it the case that they were actually relegated, but that the season wasn't considered complete until some time in June or something, so he got them on a (decidedly ropey) technicality? 83797[/snapback] I forget the exact technicalities, but yes it was on a technicality in the wording. Which is why you have to be meticulous precise about the wording and what it entitles you to do. You'd like to think that there was something like this in Souness contract and that that would be a bargaining chip for FF to persuade him to fuck off with a reduced sum, but as its our lot I reckon I'm probably pissing into the wind. No doubt our lawyers were on the ball enough this time round that Souness' contract mentions something about Lua Lua not being allowed to play against us during his loan spell.

A bigger man would hold up his hands and resign. Resignations happen all the time, even Gullit and politicians manage it occasionally! Souness is a rich man who doesn't need the money. He says he cares about his family - I fail to see how they can benefit from having a father or husband who is easily the most hated man in Newcastle. Souness has a heart condition - how can this mess be good for his health? No, he has no shame or dignity, he is an evil money-grabbing greedy cunt who is shafting all the fans. 83720[/snapback] The money - whether earned over the remainder of his contract, or paid in a lump sum when he's sacked - could set his kid's kid's kids up. And this is his last chance to earn that sort of money. He would be an idiot to resign and pass up on it IMO. 83727[/snapback] The one caveat to that being (and I hope we were wise enough to have put it in his contract as most competent boards do) that the remainder does not become payable in the event that we get relegated under his charge. It's common for service contracts to specify that any termination under those circs results in none of the remainder of the fixed term being payable. ......mind you they did that at Citeh and sacked Joe Royle before they were technically (mathmatically) relegated and he took them to court for the remainder. The wording has to be very precise. .......mind you Citeh are as big a shambles as us.

okay.......maybe waking up next to Gemmill then.

Nowt to do with Sammy then... 83662[/snapback] He's my nephew. I should hope not like.....

On mature reflection, I honestly cannot think of anything worse than to have been dreaming about me all night, blatantly getting her rocks off in the process and then waking up to you. The poor, poor bastard!

and even if I (or anyone else on here) had, how the feck could we confirm it was your nephew? unless he has the same glaky (sic) daft shite expression of course. fag hag 83652[/snapback] I didnt want you to confirm THAT IT WAS HIM! I just wondered if anyone could confirm it had been on. A lot of advertising is regional and the people who'd seen it had been from Laaaaahndan! You geet turd! 83654[/snapback] well next time be a bit more specific then, in fact you could have just made the thread "has anyone seen the new shreddies ad where some kid ties another kids tie for him"? name dropping muppet tbh 83656[/snapback] Agreed. But if I'd left it purely at that I might have been mistaken for a paedo...or worse, a PE teacher.

nightmare? she said I was like a vision in the morning and that her day was complete now she had that picture of me in her mind.... or summit like that anyway 83655[/snapback] I note she also used the word 'shagfest' in her description of that dream sequence, which leads me to believe it wasnt about you to start with. Blatantly dreaming about me tbh.

and even if I (or anyone else on here) had, how the feck could we confirm it was your nephew? unless he has the same glaky (sic) daft shite expression of course. fag hag 83652[/snapback] I didnt want you to confirm THAT IT WAS HIM! I just wondered if anyone could confirm it had been on. A lot of advertising is regional and the people who'd seen it had been from Laaaaahndan! You geet turd!

Talk about waking up from one nightmare and straight into another.....

It didnt serve blue wkd anyway.