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Ditto tbh.

Interesting figures, but in all seriousness the blokes clearly a fan. You see him at the matches and he's obviously genuinely into the game/winning etc etc. There may be scenarios where there is actually money to be made but I doubt this is what is motivating him. He could make far more and far more quickly, outside of football.

That answer is pure Spike Milligan.

Some of the tan lines are fucking hilarious.

Like wire wool, I bet!

Class that, like. DEFINITELY not safe for work by the way!!!! Some growlers on there mind!

Sore subject this, when we moved in together loads of people bought us bed sheets so I end up having to put new ones on all the fucking time on the basis that we have them. And that I piss the bed. 85246[/snapback] So that'd be a shower before you go to bed and a shower for you and the missus once you're in bed too.

Think of all those starving African children, with no water to drink because you and the manc boy want to smell like tarts. 85238[/snapback] You could literally drink my bath water I'm that clean. In fact I think it actually undergoes a purification process when it passes over my chiselled physique -akin to passing through a limestone pavement if you will. ......whereas SLP's bath water must look like its passed through Boris Yeltsin.

Ah, a 'soap grope.' 85103[/snapback] 'Flinging in the rain' according to Viz. Presumbly thats when you're also singing in the shower at the same time. By the way, anybody who doesnt shower in the morning is a fucking troll. FACT! And fuck all this 'night before' nonsense. 85229[/snapback] Some of us have a shower before bed and then don't spend the next 4 hours having a tug. 85232[/snapback] 4 hours? I'm done in seconds man. Like shit off a stainless steel shovel.

I'm honestly at a complete loss as to why they bothered getting Peter Kenyon in. Obviously he's at the top of the tree in his profession but frankly Chelsea dont need him to manage the finances. It's Abramovich's hobby horse-$140 million is a drop in the proverbial for him. It'll only ever become an issue if Abramovich gets bored, and in that case Kenyon (even with all the financial acumen on the planet) wont be able to do sweet fanny adams anyway. And he knows it.

Ah, a 'soap grope.' 85103[/snapback] 'Flinging in the rain' according to Viz. Presumbly thats when you're also singing in the shower at the same time. By the way, anybody who doesnt shower in the morning is a fucking troll. FACT! And fuck all this 'night before' nonsense.

Gemmill is seething 84885[/snapback] wobbling tbh 84893[/snapback] Oi, that's my joke. Do they call you Mags? 84903[/snapback] I've got better knockers tbh 84907[/snapback] didn't realise you were a lady tbh. Is that your photograph 84950[/snapback] Pre-op tranny tbh.

Last footy Renton kicked in anger had laces in it tbh

Gemmill is seething 84885[/snapback] wobbling tbh 84893[/snapback] Oi, that's my joke. Do they call you Mags? 84903[/snapback] I've got better knockers tbh 84907[/snapback] If that's the case, check your PMs 84918[/snapback] They do get a bit larger during PMs. More tender too mind.

change is not always for the better..and theres no harm in being nostalgic and remembering how things were from time to time. 84882[/snapback] You're right. To a Status Quo soundtrack, if at all possible. 84908[/snapback] have to say i always despised them 84916[/snapback] What you doing taking a picture of Rick Parfitt in to your hairdressers then? 84919[/snapback] Asked for a Brian May permanent wave tbh. Fucking livid.

change is not always for the better..and theres no harm in being nostalgic and remembering how things were from time to time. 84882[/snapback] You're right. To a Status Quo soundtrack, if at all possible. 84908[/snapback] AND A LIIIIYKE IT, A LIYKE IT, I LIYKE IT, A LIYKE IT A LA-LA-LA-LIIIIYKE IT, LA-LA-LA-LIYKE.... OLD FOOTBAAAAAAAAAA-ALL

What about Las Vegas? Jealous Yank tbh!

Gemmill is seething 84885[/snapback] wobbling tbh 84893[/snapback] Oi, that's my joke. Do they call you Mags? 84903[/snapback] I've got better knockers tbh

Gemmill is seething 84885[/snapback] wobbling tbh

Thats fucking amazing that. Like selling snow to the arabs!

You want to see that 1955 Cup Final DVD I won off N-O, it's fucking shit! 84870[/snapback] Old foooooootball was rubbish, old football was rubbiiiiiiiiish, old fooooooootball .....was rubbish, old football was rubbish....... Quality slot on Fantasy Football that!

Bobby doesn't know what fucking day it is tbh, you could just as easily argue he said he signed Kluivert so he didn't want to be portrayed as someone who wasn't in control of the club, especially as he's throw his hat into the ring for every job since. Bellamy said the chairman had done well to bring in players of Kliuvert's calibre after we signed him, he wouldn't lie, would he? 84849[/snapback] no, Bellamy doesn't lie. You know what this comment means Alex, the club met his pay demands is what it means. But there is my point proven again, punching our weight - even though he was shit which I correctly forecasted ....... 84852[/snapback] Mustn't forget that, eh?......

well, none of them are as big as us ..... but thats because we are punching our weight and acting bigger than them, which is pretty much my point To be honest, I don't think too many of you realise just what a shit chairman REALLY means.... You can always ask the mackems, who should themselves be the 4th/5th biggest club in the country support wise 84816[/snapback] Their population is miniscule and they half fill a 40-odd thousand seater stadium with vastly subsidised/freeby tickets?????? 84820[/snapback] nah, don't run them down just because they are our local rivals, Newcastle and Sunderland after manu would get the biggest crowds in the country if they had half the success Liverpool and Arsenal have had 84828[/snapback] Yes but they dont. And we get more support than Liverpool or Arse and we've had as much success as the Mackems. Zero.