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Veal and seal cub

You mean to say he wasnt even going to buy me a pint? The cheap bastard!

Nicely put! Might be up there as Wacky Jnr has PM'd me asking for a 'pint and a fight' at the Plough at Byker! 14448[/snapback] Have you seen those t-shirts in Viz? A pint and a fight, a great British night. 14467[/snapback] Aye ...quality stuff Wacky's gonna be wearing his so I recognise him apparently. That and the gold Kylie hotpants.

Do strangers slap you across the face as you walk down the street ? 14412[/snapback] Suprisingly not, but i do get lasses requesting to "Let me entertain you"! 14434[/snapback] Are you trying to hom off with Jimbo now? 14442[/snapback] All the machismo talk about how girls love him as well. Trying to hide something methinks. 14446[/snapback] Nowt to hide, didn't get the nickname for nowt. If machismo talk is too much for you to handle why not pick up your handbag and head homme!? 14452[/snapback] Wacky give it you after he'd shaved your pubes off?

Nicely put! Might be up there as Wacky Jnr has PM'd me asking for a 'pint and a fight' at the Plough at Byker!

Do strangers slap you across the face as you walk down the street ? 14412[/snapback] Suprisingly not, but i do get lasses requesting to "Let me entertain you"! 14434[/snapback] Are you trying to hom off with Jimbo now?

Wacky - say it ain't so!? 14426[/snapback] Sorry love, but he's been putting it about behind your back! Meat paste anyone?

Geordie Fish = Macy Gray

When i was at school i was known as Semi-Ballesteros, and it wasn't for my golfing ability 14393[/snapback] You have some serious repressed gay rage, to be fair.

Started watching that Catherine Tate show accidentally as it's on straight after Extras. Didnt realise it was a second series-missed all of the first. Some funny stuff in there. Jo Brand is absolute gash.

Kids off limits. ....back to the banter!

Graphic! Did you type that with one hand, Tommy Dickfingers?

Fucking hell..that one doesnt even rhyme!

NERDS! There here. Take it the pair of you spent the night together 14304[/snapback] Don't let your fantasies run away with you big boy. 14306[/snapback] What was it last night? An Indian head massage 14308[/snapback] Jealousy is a terrible thing 14309[/snapback] Where the Manc-Mackem today? Left him in bed Anyway, As much as i enjoy it I've got far to much on today to spend it chatting with a couple of sisters, laters. 14316[/snapback] Scrubbing the meat paste out of your pubes? 14319[/snapback] I knew that would get you out of bed you little slut. I can just see him running through to the bedroom now "come and have a look what the little cow is saying'. 14321[/snapback] Poor. Stick to the poetry.

NERDS! There here. Take it the pair of you spent the night together 14304[/snapback] Don't let your fantasies run away with you big boy. 14306[/snapback] What was it last night? An Indian head massage 14308[/snapback] Jealousy is a terrible thing 14309[/snapback] Where the Manc-Mackem today? Left him in bed Anyway, As much as i enjoy it I've got far to much on today to spend it chatting with a couple of sisters, laters. 14316[/snapback] Scrubbing the meat paste out of your pubes?

Gemmill = Joan Armatrading

Max Clifford? 14284[/snapback]

What is this supergranny thing? ( I always work wednesdays nights) 14210[/snapback] 14247[/snapback] Jesus! Is she for real? 14255[/snapback] Whooooooooshed!

Bet you can set your watch by him!

Not to heave the pressure on, but if you don't get straight A's these days, you're tantamount to 'learning disabled'.

What is this supergranny thing? ( I always work wednesdays nights) 14210[/snapback] 14247[/snapback] Whats she doing at Tynemouth?

'Fru-T-Bun' Chayton

IP check I reckon. Same person.

Me too. £3.45 a pint in Didsbury though, if you please! 14226[/snapback] I think its about £3.10 in the Cluny 14230[/snapback] Serious 'fanny tax' in most of Didsbury like. £3.10 is steep enough.

I find it hard to believe that Consett is south of anywhere! Froze my cucharachas off in that place! Oh and by the way Craig...