Gemmill

"You all want to be me. My life is so much better than all of yours. It's so good that I need to take time out from how good it is to brag about it on the internet. Don't even get me started on how much better my girlfriend is than any of yours. Everyone is jealous of me."

This thread has been like watching Harold and Madge Bishop snog.

I'm not buying that it was a wind-up that they deleted it. I reckon the mod team, with the exception of gol, are fuckwits. Oh, and Scottish Mag.

Aye, people should realise that their time is much better spent playing arcade games in their garage. Agree on Rancid Turds and Pissing on the Floor threads - you see Craig, you're supposed to have these things nominated by several people, not just one person saying "Well, I quite liked...". 121115[/snapback] is this a 'make a snidey remark' aimed at Toonraider day Gemmill? 121276[/snapback] It wasn't meant as a snidey mark at you, daft lass.

Problem? It was a simple task of plucking it from the money tree. Failing that he could have sent someone down into the bottomless pit with a briefcase.

Erasure - Blue Savannah.

You genuinely believe this stuff about yourself don't you? That you're some sort of crusader making it in the real world, living this fantastic life, while the rest of us only exist when we're sat at a computer. You don't half look like a tit when you try this on you know. 121143[/snapback] no I just like winding you lot up, its too easy. you think you are a select few who make this board the wittiest and coolest board on the net and that anyone outside you and youre 'trent' buddies should be glad that we are allowed to post in here. if anyones opinion differs from your own(or gols, craigs, wackys, SOs etc etc) youre immediately set upon by 10 people sticking up for each other. The anymosity towards me amuses me and thats why i stick around. the fact i can read 3 or 4 different threads i havent posted in and still see me name mentioned for 'playing games' or 'not taking drugs' should prove that in fact it is you are your clique that believe this stuff about themselves. that something is only funny if its said by one of 'the chosen few' and if someone else says it there are 20 people waiting to take the piss. still, keep it coming, im open to debate 121188[/snapback] None of the above is the case apart from when it involves you. And that's because most people seem to have formed the opinion that you're a complete cockend. Now whether you believe it or not, they came to that opinion independently - we didn't have a clique meeting, as you'd like to believe. So either you're being yourself on here and people thing you're a cockend, or you're playing a part and people think you're a cockend. Now are you not gonna tell us what your plans are for the long weekend, point out how much more of a life you have than everyone else, and then disappear off into the sunset (or your garage) like you normally do?

There's no way the Jewell family genes could produce something this stunning.

And no, I wasn't speaking about myself with a lisp in the third person.

You need to come to a pissup an'all to put this ginger myth to bed tbh.

Nice one mate. Glad you enjoyed it. You stopping in for a pint tomorrow then? 121154[/snapback] Hopefully, haven't spoken to my mate yet though, might get freaked out at the thought of meeting some internet nerds! He's ginger too you'd like him I'll pop by the Trent if we do though. 121158[/snapback] Nerds??? Consider yourself uninvited tbh.

Simple Kid - Staring at the Sun. Choon tbh.

Nice one mate. Glad you enjoyed it. You stopping in for a pint tomorrow then?

You genuinely believe this stuff about yourself don't you? That you're some sort of crusader making it in the real world, living this fantastic life, while the rest of us only exist when we're sat at a computer. You don't half look like a tit when you try this on you know.

Aye, people should realise that their time is much better spent playing arcade games in their garage. Agree on Rancid Turds and Pissing on the Floor threads - you see Craig, you're supposed to have these things nominated by several people, not just one person saying "Well, I quite liked...". 121115[/snapback] as opposed to accrueing 5k worth of posts on an internet message board 121125[/snapback] .....he typed, whilst.....posting on an internet message board.

Aye, people should realise that their time is much better spent playing arcade games in their garage. Agree on Rancid Turds and Pissing on the Floor threads - you see Craig, you're supposed to have these things nominated by several people, not just one person saying "Well, I quite liked...".

Coming (on a whim) to a town near YOU soon tbh.

And Luke's training to be a doctor, so I think that can also go down as a medical diagnosis.

Couldn't have put it better myself!

Aye Craig, stop deleting eh? I've got a horrible feeling the whole board's gonna disappear in a minute. Oh and following "The Path of Blame" back a litttle further - who moved the thread into the Gold Forum? Peasepud? There's your culprit. If he hadn't moved it, it would never have been there to delete.

Sat in a room with a raggy long beard in scruffy clothes on page 1,472 of an article about Diet Coke is what I heard.

The plastic surgery thread probably needs to go tbh - I think that was nominated by Toonraider as a thread that she "quite liked" and Craig immediately engoldified it. Can't believe with all the shit in there he deleted the one thread that was decent. And never mind "if you hadn't asked me it would never have happened". If I gave you directions to Newcastle and you drove your car off the fucking Tyne Bridge, it would hardly be my fault.

Ahhh fuck off!

It's not my bloody fault! How did that lad get a job in IT???

That's right, bee-yatch!