Gemmill

Aye it's the nature of knockout football ffs. Trying to make a story out of nothing.

On the plus side, you'd think Man United will get the backlash this weekend, and Man City should go on and ruin Klopp's farewell party in the league too.

They managed it in 45 minutes in the CL Final. It's not out of the question that they turn it around at all.

She's just a global embarrassment. No one sane in her party wants anything to do with her, she bores the fuck out of the yanks. She's uniquely ill equipped for what she's actually trying to do. I guess we just all enjoy the endless tailspin.

She reckons the dog had fleas. So that bit is real, but someone did a version where it was Johnson and Carrie that had fleas.

Willock is out for the rest of the season. They want to rest his achilles. Makes sense tbf, he keeps breaking down every time he comes back.

So she shit herself and didn't realise whilst sober?!

We've got a caller, Alex. Alex, can you tell us about your experience of Steve as Newcastle manager? Next up, we've got Jan.

Yep, looking forward to the next episode. The players will love Southgate but he seems very limited and hasn't exactly set the world alight in previous club jobs. Done well with England but with an absolutely incredible squad of players with whom he has limited touch points. Nevertheless! Brailsford knows best.

Enjoyed Ten Hag having to tell Garnacho off for liking social media posts slagging the manager off for his treatment of the player. That bloke is on borrowed time there unfortunately.

Aye, if I click your link and select YouTube Music, which I do have a subscription to, it plays straight away through the YouTube music app.

I tried on my phone BTW.

Tried but it wants me to sign up for a free trial.

Yes. DID I FUCKING STUTTER?!

Watching her interviews is mental. Saying she wants an investigation into the events of Sept 2022 to get to the bottom of who was working against her. Total headcase.

"Lots of economists" think Truss had the right plan for the economy and also people on the street when she's out canvassing tell her she did the right thing. She's an absolute gift to Labour this one. Also "It's a smear....... It's a smear......" with this vacant look on her face. Is she on meds or booze here?

I see Mike Ashley has failed in his attempt to stop us having an exclusive kit deal with JD Sports. So sad.

I knew you'd appreciate it. He regularly scoffs at xG too. One from the "me kick ball, me talk about man who kick ball" school of punditry.

Shearer is thick as mince. Just gets through talking about what a huge weekend it's been for Man City, then when presented with the "supercomputer" title percentage chances showing Man City up to 70%, says "Well it said Liverpool last weekend, it can't be that super." Eesh.

Klopp doing his big fake grin and saying "Wow" when Palace waltz through and score. Should be on every single highlights of the season reel come May.

I hope MOTD2 didn't spend too much time on that intro likening the rarety of a 3 way title race to a celestial event like a solar eclipse.

Tough way to find out. Better luck next time.

Merson trying to work out the remaining fixtures live on TV like he's talking to his mates in the pub. "They've got them haven't they? Haven't they gotta go to Spurs as weww?" It's your job to know this stuff man, you absolute fucking shambles.