Gemmill

Too many drugs in the 90s for that one.

Hope the MRI goes OK, HMHM.

Oh dear, patter still desperate.

Don't get too excited lads, just a quick two week check in to make sure you're all OK. It's probably felt like about 6 weeks for you, I imagine. Hope Toonpack has been keeping you all entertained with his great jokes. Anyway, I haven't bothered to catch up but I'm assuming there's blind panic at the fact we haven't signed anyone yet, and of the players we are linked with, the forum's player valuation experts have ruled them all "not worth that much". How did I do?

That might just be that.

But you'll miss Linkin Park's pre-show performance.

You're saying the same thing he was, ie he won't be our number one from day 1 (and therefore Pope can't go in the opposite direction).

Roll on the final whistle tonight. A summer of not having to read The Man With One Joke.....

I can play who I like, as many times as I like.

What?! 128gb here.

Chuck Spurs in for an easy 6 points.

Sounds like someone's gone top of the range again.

Nice one, a great purchase. I went Porcelain. What about you?

Hard to believe the man speaking has a sofa in his garden, isn't it?

£300 off the Pixel 9 Pro at the Google Store til 17th June. And you can add a trade in to that too. Think it's £200 off the Pixel 9.

Liverpool have made a £105m offer for Florian Wirtz. Klopp will be spinning in his grave.

Make CT a mod and empower him to tart the place up, I say. But if I log in and Abba starts playing, we're gonna have a problem.

This video of vigilante Robert Jenrick confronting non-paying passengers on London transport ffs. I honestly hope someone puts him on his arse. This introduction to the article talking about it as well. The cheeky fucking cunt after the money he's stolen from the public purse. https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2025/may/29/robert-jenrick-turns-vigilante-in-bid-to-tackle-londons-fare-dodgers

It's no £20m for Lloyd Kelly. Rest in peace, Big Mitch. Sleep well.

I look forward to the next half an hour of you two giggling and nipping each other's arses.

Looks like we might need another reset. Just the half hour or so this time.

The biggest winner in all of this is Toonpack. Had his SHAME from the other day deleted. And his terrible joke about Asean All-Stars.

I reckon we probably lose to Everton, but Man United beat Villa, possibly after their goalkeeper gets sent off. Wouldn't be surprised if there's a contentious decision that Villa won't shut up about either. Just a feeling I've got. Let's see what happens.

Stick around Blastronaut, I thought you'd gone after some differences of opinion with people on the football forum, but pleased to see you back. 👍

That is fucking horrific.