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I went with a girl who did that, wasn't very pleasant after she finished me off. I was sat on her bed and farted, it was a wet fart.....

Sue fucking Barker? 87208[/snapback] No, Karl fucking Sue Barker 87210[/snapback] she was alright in her prime mind

who in their right mind would go with a lass who wont have sex till after marriage, for one she's going to be a shit shag and secondly it could be nothing to do with religion she might just have a fanny like the tyne tunnel

yeah a gimp mask is probably more normal

i'd have to be the giver and i'd probably stick a paper mask of Sue Barker on the bloke receiving

what a weird thread, reading the comments on this thread does wanting to give a bird it up the wrong un, make you a bit fruity then?

statistically your more like to die while gargling sperm than in a plane crash

where's meenzer when we need advice on this sort of thing

this thread

i've never been scared of flying, however reading this thread and the links posted is changing that thanks people

this is heavy stuff for a Monday morning when your hung over

they just gone live to the ground and the last thing the guy stand was "the message coming out of St James Park at the moment is, it's business as normal"

Freddie arriving at St James Park, he doesnt look happy. But the fat get never does

Snake 'befriends' snack hamster Their relationship began in October last year, when zookeepers presented the hamster to the snake as a meal. The rat snake, however, refused to eat the rodent. The two now share a cage, and the hamster sometimes falls asleep sitting on top of his natural foe. "I have never seen anything like it," a zookeeper at the Mutsugoro Okoku zoo told the Associated Press News agency. The hamster was initially offered to Aochan, the two-year-old rat snake, because it was refusing to eat frozen mice,. As a joke, the zookeeper said they named the hamster Gohan - the Japanese word for meal. "I don't think there's any danger. Aochan seems to enjoy Gohan's company very much," said zookeeper Kazuya Yamamoto. The apparent friendship between the snake and hamster is one of many reported bonds spanning the divide between predator and prey. from - http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asia-pacific/4627950.stm

Do you not get a prompt to install an ActiveX controller? 81705[/snapback] nah i didnt? i've re-upped it somewhere else for you http://www.megaupload.com/?d=SS03Y6C2

i hope not, i didnt upload it there in the first place, i cant see work being too chuffed if it's installed a load of shite on my pc, hopefully firefox kept it at bay

available here http://www.theupload.com/viewfile.php?id=00011931

how evil does that guys voice sound just before she looks to the left to see it

as soon as they started saying on radio newcastle "we could win this one" you knew what was coming it's disappointing, but by the sounds of it we deserved a point from the game

agree like, users do cos the vast majority of problems needing help with things like changing a printer cartridges, thick gets

you tried rebooting Gemmill?