TheMoog

Chuff me, I knew it would happen, I go out for a couple of hours and the club issues a statement. Bloody pot wouldn't boil til I wasn't watching! So where are we now? Still nowt from Kev? Sounds to me like the club's trying to put the ball in Kev's court and take attention away from them, it ain't gonna happen.

So these sources that Sky Sports have are officials high up in the football hierachy but not in NUFC, they have nothing official from the club at all... I'd laugh my cock off if it turned out to be a point made by the club over how much the press can cause shit by reporting lies. ... of course I can't help but prepare for the worst though

Someone get down there with a Toontastic banner and get yourself on SSN

If he's walked I won't blame him, if he's been sacked Ashley needs hanging - either way it's Ashley's fault so the fat cunt better start thinking about how he can get Keegan to stay before anything's confirmed.

To be honest if anything could cause a rethink on Fat Ash's part then a protest would do it - this is no time to be quiet and just accept things.

SSN just changed their tune, gone from saying "Keegan's gone" to "Keegan's on a knife edge". Still just wishful thihnking though...

Mike Ashley, he's one person that knows absolutley fuck all about football

I'd go back to bed if I were you mate, forget leaving the house.

And the fans have gone mental

Fuck it, I reckon his whole family and all their friends should get both barrels as well.

I'd love it if that were true, I can't see him being bothered though - still, he's got to feel the hatred hitting him in waves. No way on this planet will he ever be able to stand with the crowd again, he's broken his plaything good and proper.

Couldn't this have gone in the main Keegan thread?

We don't need a baboon, we've got Ashley.

I'd make the journey for that!

What kind of sadist would act like this? It's clear they're panicked and not sure how to proceed. Not an easy one. I don't know how they can, any manager (including Robson) that's gone since Keegan there's been at least some public backing for getting rid....... but is there any Newcastle fan that wants to see the back of Keegan at this very moment? I think you'd struggle to find 10. Thats a lot of unhappy fans And I hope they all jump on Ashley and Wise.

Fucking hell, hope that's not the case, I've not got anything today! Can't do with a second day of this. The only reason I can see them delaying things is (1) if Ashley's trying to get Keegler back or (2) they're waiting til the crowd clears outside to make a run for it. If its true, shows that the ones who are least considered in all of this are the fans. Something very odd is going on. looking forward to the big reveal now, bound to get a WOW from the expectant crowd Him & Keegan on the steps hand in hand saying he's staying. Would be the best news all summer. Maybe that's what this is, an elaborate plot to divert attention away from not making too many more signings yesterday... we can hope I guess. I'd forgive all their sins if Keegan stays.

Fucking hell, hope that's not the case, I've not got anything today! Can't do with a second day of this. The only reason I can see them delaying things is (1) if Ashley's trying to get Keegler back or (2) they're waiting til the crowd clears outside to make a run for it.

so where is kev now? is he still in st james having talks? this all sounds very strange to me I can't believe they've managed to drag it out for so long, I honestly think Ashley's scared to show his face because he's now realising how much of a bollocks he's dropped. Maybe he's spent the majority of the day trying to get Keegan to come back... (dreaming I'm sure). Keegan's been giving it the old Are you not entertained? Are you not entertained? Is this not why you are here? I can see Kev walking out the front door with "On my signal unleash hell"

so where is kev now? is he still in st james having talks? this all sounds very strange to me I can't believe they've managed to drag it out for so long, I honestly think Ashley's scared to show his face because he's now realising how much of a bollocks he's dropped. Maybe he's spent the majority of the day trying to get Keegan to come back... (dreaming I'm sure). It actually could be something like that, he probably isn't used to dealing with people like Keegan that will just say "fuck off" if they are jerked around too much. Could have pushed too far then wished he hadn't...... it's almost beyond comprehension that he could hire Keegan, Keegan have the run he's had (he's done pretty well really) and then suddenly be angling to get rid. Makes no sense. Exactly. IF Keegan comes back in such a situation it'd be on his terms and for the fans, not Fat Ash.

Could be right - give the fans what they want, make a big profit on 3 year season tickets then sell up and do a runner

so where is kev now? is he still in st james having talks? this all sounds very strange to me I can't believe they've managed to drag it out for so long, I honestly think Ashley's scared to show his face because he's now realising how much of a bollocks he's dropped. Maybe he's spent the majority of the day trying to get Keegan to come back... (dreaming I'm sure).

Yep, time for tea

Ashley, Wise and Llambias leaving SJP like the Fall of Saigon? All three of them fuckers can only wish to walk down the street in safety around Newcastle now

"Ashley's a cunt who needs to beg Keegan to come back"?

The traffic is backed up to the Trent. Heard a fair few chants. Generally positive "Toon Toon" type stuff. About time!