Brock Manson

Uh-oh spaghetti o's

Reminds me of you when you were 7. 170122[/snapback] 170123[/snapback] You had a cleft pallette?

Here you go.

Ready Brek has an alias list longer than Carlos the Jackal, unfortunately for him he's not on anyone's wanted list. 170041[/snapback] Oh, Is it CF? (im not on here all day every day so i dont ever know whats really going on round here!! ( i have a life)!! How the hell would i know it wasnt a 'new' member? 170047[/snapback]

I prefer Quakers Original myself tbh.

Go into work dressed as a goth, complete with white face, black nails and eyeliner, sporting an antichrist cross (i can loan you mine if ye likes) and then sneeze. When she says "bless you" reply with a "HAIL SATAN". Problem solved tbh.

Cats all the way. I'm allergic to most breeds of dog, and in my experience allt hey do is jump at you, whilst the owner does fuck all. I'll cite Tampa as an example: Here I was walking along, minding my own business when a huge fuck off dog was bounding around in the park. "Oh great" I thought. Whenever a dog is off a lead, it will ALWAYS run at someone and jump at them. What do you do? You can't shove it away as it'll bark/bite. You can't run as it gets excited and runs after you then will end up either having it's wicked way as you're pinned to the floor or bark/bite. The owner is irresponsible and deserves to be raped by their own dog for a change but they can't do anything as their calls do fuck all. Anyway, sure enough, it sees me and comes bounding towards me. I chose to stand and do nothing and the fucker nearly sent me sprawling. What does the owner do? Call: "ELVIS" in a trailer trash accent. Dogs should be culled.

Was that the Dark Water remake? It was gash aye. Bad plumbing can be irksome but not scary. Apparently the original is good though...

Looking for a spit roast?

BM: http://fischerspooner.pages.de/casey-orange.jpg Howay Toonraider.

Pitch Black Utter garbage.

PMT tbh

I just blocked someone on msn for bad-mouthing Ashlee Simpson.

aye, but you didn't have a hairy testicly-vore clambering after your flower pot men did ya? 169678[/snapback] I'm not gay!

you kidding me? eight legs... all hairy? sounds more like Meenzers idea of a good night out 169666[/snapback] Quiet night in more like.

You should've crushed it with said turd.

Cradle of Filth - Carrion

"keep away from me knackers ye devil!"

David Nugent

*hides iPod*

I saw Peter Stringfellow at Mallorca Airport. Needs a haircut.

You'd make a shite lesbian Toonraider...

It looks like semen that's been left to ferment behind a radiator. We neither know how it came to end up there or want to.

Placebo - Running Up That Hill It was their encore at Paleo Festival. Pure class.