Brock Manson

I did it! I went to the BBQ, said hello to the new signing (a short one) and trhere was the lass who I think is rather good looking but she isn't interested (no-one is nowadays). I'M NOT THAT BAD ONCE YOU FEY TO KNOW ME! Anyways where wa sI........um......yeah had made up with Jon so that was fine and was chatting with Buzz (I know his real name ) Oh yes Mike Ellis (team coach, equivalent of the manager in football terms) sat down with us for a bit and I said: "Any chance of Brendan Witt guesting for us this season Mike?" and he said "not a chance"

Well I'll be going to a BBQ later on and there'll be loads of people there, and the local hockey team I'll be getting pissed (byob unfortunately, I'll have to 'borrow' some after mine's run out) and going round saying "you...are...the best....sign my beer?"

Fear Factory - Hi-Tech Hate Fear Factory - Edgecrusher After them I'm not sure

NIN - All The Love In The World

Wouldn't it be great to have a pornstar as a cleaner? Well, either they'd be good eye candy or would have great suction 11892[/snapback] I can safely say she would be cleaning my pipes out on a daily basis. 11893[/snapback] techically he never said a female pornstar. 11895[/snapback] Ok you can have a man if you want none of my business. Anyone know Tianna Lynn's number? My bedroom's a mess like.

Wouldn't it be great to have a pornstar as a cleaner? Well, either they'd be good eye candy or would have great suction

50 Cent

Surely it's a cold Wayne Rooney?

Is flapping on the floor?

(yes me mam is now downstairs)

I had to look at this page when me mam was here. Cheers peoples

10777[/snapback] happy music is the way forward! i bought that concept album that ripped off terminator and it was shit. scream scram scream, hold your nose and sing the chorus, back to screaming! 10823[/snapback] Just for that; Fear Factory - Slave Labour

Fear Factory - Archetype

Sum 41 - Billy Spleen

Pearl Jam - Yellow Ledbetter

Got the whole of 'mymusic' on shuffle. Some good stuff. Rammstein at the moment.

Shouldn't that lovely pair of tits be in the fit birds thread?

Thrush? It's the seagulls you want to watch, they nick anything

Bout time someone sorted the germans out. http://uk.news.yahoo.com/08082005/323/germ...n-loungers.html

It's a put down not a joke but I still found it amusing: "You get an erection when you look in the mirror because you look like a c*nt"

KT Tunstall - Eye To The Telescope

I'm never swimming again