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Shooting boots ffs. Ritchie again. Had a good game but can't shoot to save his life

Add wood to the list of complete idiots that need to be shipped. What a moron

This has been an embarrassing performance all around say what you will about the squad.

Great just great And it was offside

Hope Isak is okay and this is precautionary

The commentator really loves Ritchie doesn't he

Lascelles failing to jump for the ball with opposition players yet makes a challenge on his teammate. This has been comedy at times

An indication of how good he could possibly get

My God what is wrong with Murphy!!! What a shambles get rid of this clown asap

There's enough space and chances. We just don't have the end product

Bruno and Miggy in the side we would be absolutely thumping these

Ritchie now completely bottling a decent chance Reasonable build up play though

Have I said Murphy is also turbo shite?

Wow Anderson looking completely out of his depth. He's not this poor surely

We still look in control despite the utter dogshite that's been on display so far

Lascelles as terrified of the ball as ever I see. This has been a real exhibition of the lack of quality on our bench so far

This is a real flashback at times to what we were not so long ago. The squad revamp will take time but it needs to hapoen

What was that from Anderson. In the league that's a goal...

He actually does look very good. Run of games and match fitness he will be a real handful

Oh ffs Isak almost!

The heck was that from Lewis and Murphy

Aye was wondering about that Very decent delivery on that free kick. Anderson ought to have gotten that on target at least

Just the sort of game you'd expect Lascelles to mess up in. Hopefully Botman keeps him in check.

Rattling them up nice and early! Eddie 'the Rattlesheikh' Howe!

Screw that! I'd like to see Trippier lift a cup wearing that Arab black robe thing that Messi got. Let the press choke in their own vomit.