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As a Kraut named after some Spanish mong I can see you're going to be in a quandry over this one. Congrats! On having 2 identities, both bitter, underachieving, low-class, racist scum ... at least you`re consistent! I`d rather be a kraut or a Spainish mong anyday ... at least I`d have a team in the final ... hahahahah! You had to edit that and it's still one of the most pathetic posts I've ever read. How on earth someone who attempts to associate themselves with Liverpool can accuse someone of being "low class" I have no idea. Because all you`re posts regularly contain racist jibes and smack of someone who has no status, style or class whatsoever. Regardless of which identity you use on here, you come across as a real scumbag. A letdown to you`re club and country. You two are dirtbags. Pipe down son. Stand by every word. Racists cunts like you have no place in the modern game. I'm not racist, my housekeeper is foreign.

As a Kraut named after some Spanish mong I can see you're going to be in a quandry over this one. Congrats! On having 2 identities, both bitter, underachieving, low-class, racist scum ... at least you`re consistent! I`d rather be a kraut or a Spainish mong anyday ... at least I`d have a team in the final ... hahahahah! You had to edit that and it's still one of the most pathetic posts I've ever read. How on earth someone who attempts to associate themselves with Liverpool can accuse someone of being "low class" I have no idea. Because all you`re posts regularly contain racist jibes and smack of someone who has no status, style or class whatsoever. Regardless of which identity you use on here, you come across as a real scumbag. A letdown to you`re club and country. You two are dirtbags. Pipe down son. You know what's strange? Torres is only a fairly recent member and he's already coming close to my post count - even though supposedly he's a Liverpool fan... I mean, he seems to spend more time on here than I do and he's not even a Newcastle United fan. Indeed. Add to that the fact that none of his posts are worth reading either and most of the ones I've seen are attempting to abuse England, and we have the makings of an utterly pointless poster.

As a Kraut named after some Spanish mong I can see you're going to be in a quandry over this one. Congrats! On having 2 identities, both bitter, underachieving, low-class, racist scum ... at least you`re consistent! I`d rather be a kraut or a Spainish mong anyday ... at least I`d have a team in the final ... hahahahah! You had to edit that and it's still one of the most pathetic posts I've ever read. How on earth someone who attempts to associate themselves with Liverpool can accuse someone of being "low class" I have no idea. Because all you`re posts regularly contain racist jibes and smack of someone who has no status, style or class whatsoever. Regardless of which identity you use on here, you come across as a real scumbag. A letdown to you`re club and country. You two are dirtbags. Pipe down son.

As a Kraut named after some Spanish mong I can see you're going to be in a quandry over this one. Congrats! On having 2 identities, both bitter, underachieving, low-class, racist scum ... at least you`re consistent! I`d rather be a kraut or a Spainish mong anyday ... at least I`d have a team in the final ... hahahahah! You had to edit that and it's still one of the most pathetic posts I've ever read. How on earth someone who attempts to associate themselves with Liverpool can accuse someone of being "low class" I have no idea.

As a Kraut named after some Spanish mong I can see you're going to be in a quandry over this one.

You have to laugh, though this building obsession about us being the same person is vaguely pathetic.

That was poor. The original joke, which you have shamelessly ruined there, is, however, quite good.

Oh dear, why call him Stevie? He is called WL because he's from West London, I introduced him to this board promoting it as "not having many wanks", he probably thinks I was taking the piss now. I've asked admin to confirm the difference in IP addresses three times all of which have been ignored. Funny how he's normally on at the same time as you though? Stevie we all know that it's not difficult to post from another account on a laptop using a VPN, thus giving the impression of two different users, the fact that you've gone to that trouble is slightly embarrassing for you. Oh dear.

We've been through this but check the IP addresses. Also I might be able to type fast, but not so fast as to be able to post as two people at the same moment. I have.... (including using the natty bit of software that Invision provide that allow you to see the true IP address someone is posting from)... As for posting simultaneously... all it takes is more than one browser on the same machine Well if you've checked them, then you'll know we are quite evidently not the same person.

Like with atrocious spellling. It was 2.19am, so if that's all you've got then kindly fuck off. Can you only spell at a particular time of day?

Unlike the scousers who just rob tickets off their own before European games and put innocent waiters in hospital.

We've been through this but check the IP addresses. Also I might be able to type fast, but not so fast as to be able to post as two people at the same moment.

None of them were unemployed you daft cunt because they were stood on site when that picture was taken. The reason they were in Germany was because they were "actively seeking employment", clearly an alien phrase to the majority of people who live the L postcode area. The only thing a scouser actively seeks related to work is the Job Centre. "Ehhhhhm where's me foochin £50 laaar"

That's what Hitler said when he caught the first train out of Auschwitz in 1944. Yeah, that doesnt really make sense, does it. bad taste: 10/10 humour: 0/10 Its like an episode of aufedersein pet It makes sense. Should I translate it into Hebrew?

That's what Hitler said when he caught the first train out of Auschwitz in 1944.

Exactly. Tottenham are pathetic, they were proud of selling out 6,000 tickets for the FA Cup Quarter Final at their biggest rivals last season, and even then they went on General Sale at £20 a ticket. That sums them up, really. Did they bollox you penis, there hasnt been an away game at the scum that hasnt gone to loyalty points. All your away games other than Chelsea and Arsenal go on General Sale, and that's a fact. No its not, most of our away games go to loyalty points. We have a big northern following too so we have no trouble seling out oop north either. Honestly I dont know where you lot get your ideas from. West Ham away always goes to General Sale for a start. The season before last your game at West Ham was on General Sale the Friday before the game (which was on a Sunday). How pathetic is that?

You have more Jewish fans than anyone in London. Oh, and you are also by far the most hated team in London. Chelsea, Arsenal, West Ham and Millwall all hate you with a passion. As do other clubs such as the mighty Brentford and, indeed, the likes of Charlton even do. Warren Mitchell, who played Alf Garnett, is the face and epitome of Tottenham Hotspur Football Club. Danny B greets the news of Modric's signing.

Wheres the green eyed monster smiley Look cunty, you know in your heart you will be as big a club as we are in any way shape or form. So if a player isn't good enough for Tottenham, he's fuckin certainly not good enough for us, though not true the other way round - see Kevin Scott, Ruel Fox etc.. and finally this Gomes is totally shite, one shite keeper replaced by another, keep up the good work Santini. Ginola, Gazza, Ferdinand. vs Stevie Carr. As for big club, we could always compare trophies won? 2 League Titles against 4 yes lets. No one counts League Cups apart from Oxford, Boro, Tottenham type clubs. Gazza left because of our draconian board, Les left in tears and always wanted to stay, and Ginola's house got burgled. hahaha how many centuries shall we go back? Spurs honours: League Champions: 1950-51, 1960-61 FA Cup Winners: 1901, 1921, 1961, 1962, 1967, 1981, 1982, 1991 Football League Cup Winners: 1971, 1973, 1999, 2008 European Cup Winners' Cup Winners: 1963 UEFA Cup Winners: 1972, 1984 Newcash: * First Division and Premier League[38] titles: 4 o Champions: 1904-05, 1906-07, 1908-09, 1926-27 * FA Cups: 6 o 1910, 1924, 1932, 1951, 1952, 1955 * Inter-Cities Fairs Cup: 1 o 1969 Newcash?? We were the joint most succesful club in England in the 20th century with your vastly superior rivals Arsenal in the 1960. We were an established force in English football before your uncle Abraham and Jared got anywhere near the football league. As for trophies we have 10 domestic trophies each (as I said only Boro/Spurs types count League Cups), and on the face of it you have 3 European trophies to our 1. The CWC no longer exists IN ANY FORMAT so that doesn't count, and you won the 1984 UEFA Cup on pens so that doesn't count neither. So I make that 11 each, our fanbase is three times bigger, we're a bigger name internationally, we've played in the Champions League, you're supported by total mongs and 40% are women, so why even dare compare yourself fuckin Jacob. So you were the joint biggest club half a century ago. And guess who took that mantle from you in the early sixties. If we are choosing to ignore trophies then surely pre war would be more appropriate than ignoring the league cup? Only a fucking bell end would say pens make any difference to a trophy win. As for your fan base we have done the yearly average attendance thing and we are ahead of you. As for the champions league, who cares? If you dont win it, it means fuck all....no one will remember it. As for our fans being mongs, you can take your air horn tooting, jester hat wearing, foam hand finger and stick it up your arse you jobless spastic. By winning your second and last title? I don't fuckin think so sonny. Only a fucking bell end would take my comments about pens seriously. You're only ahead of us because our figures are from 1892, the first 10 years average gates were 1-5,000 dragging the average down, if we did it from when you joined the league in the 1900's we' be AT LEAST 8,000 higher than you, and that's realistic considering: we were the first club to average 10,000 - 30,000 and 50,000 IN THE WORLD, remain the only club IN THE WORLD to have averaged over 50,000 in the first and second tiers of domestic football, and held a world record average gate for 19 years up to 1967. You fucking mong of your relations noses proportions. As for the Champions League who cares? You care, because it's a competition you will never enter. Lastly half your support is women, the other half are ugly North London yid wanks,, who are HATED by everyone else in London. You would think the succesful clubs in London Che;sea, and Arsenal would be the most hated but no, YOU ARE, I know this because I work in London once a month, everyone hates you because of your wank supporters you will never count so get over it. Ha ha Bill Nicholsons team were the first team to do the double so you may want to think again. I get the feeling that a lot of what you write must be a joke. The average was done per year and went back to the late 70s so the 1892 gates didnt come into it. I dont give a fuck about the CL because we have never been in it. Im not sure if you are aware but Yid is a racist term. Racists are generally ignorant so I would just like to fill you in on the following: Chelsea have a higher %age of Jewish fans than Spurs. They also have a jewish owner and up until the end of last season a jewish manager. Oh and all teams in London hate each other, its called rivalry. Idiot. You have more Jewish fans than anyone in London. Oh, and you are also by far the most hated team in London. Chelsea, Arsenal, West Ham and Millwall all hate you with a passion. As do other clubs such as the mighty Brentford and, indeed, the likes of Charlton even do.

Exactly. Tottenham are pathetic, they were proud of selling out 6,000 tickets for the FA Cup Quarter Final at their biggest rivals last season, and even then they went on General Sale at £20 a ticket. That sums them up, really. Did they bollox you penis, there hasnt been an away game at the scum that hasnt gone to loyalty points. All your away games other than Chelsea and Arsenal go on General Sale, and that's a fact.

Exactly. Tottenham are pathetic, they were proud of selling out 6,000 tickets for the FA Cup Quarter Final at their biggest rivals last season, and even then they went on General Sale at £20 a ticket. That sums them up, really.

You seem to be under the impression anyone cares about your pathetic club from the biggest dive in London? Do one you Yid mong.

Can't someone get this bacon sandwich avoider to fuck off?

Levy doesnt do making a loss on players. Unfortunatly the price will be more than hes worth. Why is a Tottenham mong commenting about anything? You're the most pathetic club in existance, arguably with the exception of Sunderland.

I hope you're being sarcastic. Then again, it won't affect the city your team are from, where employing anyone would be a first.

With any luck Modric will break his leg on his debut for the four by twos.