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So why did they do it then?

What reasons? Don't make me scroll back, you lazy bugger.

So what? We may have just been feeling all these cernts out to see if they are supplicant and can live on baked beans. I can go and look at a million pound house this afternoon if I wanted, would you infer from that I am likely to buy one?

I also think you're irrational to put words in my mouth.

I think you're irrational to put any value on the noises coming out of the club.

The mong-mongers just mong on regardless. There's fuck all joy under Ashley.

If he does okay or better, i.e. anything above 15th, then he'll 'deserve a chance at a full season'. If he just avoids relegation, even if it's on GD, the narrative by then will be 'he steered us to safety' rather than 'he fucking put us down there'. This miraculous 'survival' will be spun as 'deserves a chance'. If he gets us relegated it will be 'deserves the chance to bounce straight back' as he's not had time to apply his method, injuries, geordie, SBR, minimum wage, chocolate starfish, etc. Other outcomes look unlikely based on past reality. "Just run the fucka on fumes Lee." I hope we get relegated and georhadi terrorists blow up the stadium.

Just got wor ex a pair of these.. http://www.asos.com/One-Teaspoon/One-Teaspoon-King-Pin-Jeans-with-Extreme-Rips/Prod/pgeproduct.aspx?iid=4696528&cid=2623&sh=0&pge=0&pgesize=36&sort=-1&clr=Blue&totalstyles=586&gridsize=3&r=2

Does that go to Blaydon Races? Apt tbf.

"The club aims to maximise its commercial revenues". Maybe we need a Head Coach Academy? Balance Sheet School? Ruthless Capitalism Cathcuntery?

Being proud to manage NUFC these days is like being pleased with yourself for shagging the nicest looking hooker in the brothel.

Does turkey Carver's ham-fisted curry mean Toon's goose is finally cooked?

He's only saying that to wind the King up.

Generally that's the best thing we have going for us every year.

I might see if I can get a job sweeping up or something at SJP, chance to be either Chairman or Head Coach within 5 years.

33-1 not bad.. http://www.oddschecker.com/football/english/premier-league/relegation

"Get one point from twelve and it's yours son."

Hopefully Carver will, at least, offer the entire team squad city out if they don't start winning soon.

This implies the Pardew Out campaign has actually influenced anything though. I think £3.5m would argue with that.

Jessica Rabbit has a 24 carrot cunt, apparently.

Get into something else - rugby, fishing or dogging. Forget about football. They think it's all over; it is now.

Shitfaced on tasters.

The only inaccuracy there is the tense.