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That book is considered a sci-fi classic and it is absolute nitro-gash. Hours and hours and hours of reading about them playing that stupid fucking game. Anyway, more positively, I saw Ex Machina last week. It's quality.

Harry quit QPR because of his collapsed bung.

THE FRENCH RIVIERE KID

can't see us holding out the palace for 20 minutes here.

fucking Wilko caught napping.

Good to see Cisse hoying the crosses in.

His pass completion rate is fuck all!

If Carver wins this Ashleynomics would suggest he'll get a 16 year contract.

There's a Yoga Rave in Brighton.

Carver telling them to 'get stuck in'. #coaching

Who?

:lol:Can't believe people have skipped watching this beautiful game.

Looking forward to missing the match completely? This is basically the best thing about following Newcastle these days.

I thought polo had been eradicated in Africa.

Looks more like crochet that.

Can you spe-ell Can you spe-ell Can you spell sycophant? Can you spe-ell sy-co-phant? Who is going tomorrow?

boycoutt football

http://i100.independent.co.uk/article/australia-will-be-in-the-eurovision-song-contest-for-some-reason--l1U4IkF4nx

I can't watch this bloke's interviews, it's like watching a donkey contemplate knitting. For all he was a complete turd, Pardew probably can at least spell sycophant.

Wilkinson should be put to the sword, but Dummette is the best a man can get.

The reverse Ben Arfa treatment - even worse man.

I can imagine Carver won't want to be seen to bottle bottle-gate, so Cabella will probably be glassed.