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He thinks we're all ingrates. Without him we'd be in league 2.

Sativex. Don't let them fob you off with anything else.

Did you go in the old pub? I spent most my time in there last visit. Quality.

It's clear the spirit at the club is broken, there is the occasional rally but on balance we've served up the same gutless shite for 12 months now. That wanker Francis today said Cabaye was too good for Newcastle, heart breakingly accurate under the current regime and he's probably still gutted he missed his move. I can't blame him. Tonight Matthew, I'm burning my muslim shed.

What is Joe Kinnear up to these days?

Ant can you knock the board off for the rest of the day?

Cracking goal. Cisse is as good as useless these days, wtf happened to him?

He is absolutely accurate in his assessment of the status quo and I sincerely hope the revolution he espouses is imminent.

Mostly hung on the one wall in each room with flocked floral wallpaper.

Why would you want your wife happy? Asking for trouble.

The white background offering scant respite from the blackness of their shared existence.

Family photos with a white background and soft focus on every wall throughout the entire house. Can't you just throw a few mirrors up instead?

Genius this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kFGzed0g-dk&feature=player_embedded#t=87

Shove and shiv I say.

People who treat escalators like they're a fucking funfair ride. MOVE! CUNTS!

No but they can prescribe Sativex. Aim for that.

Have you heard about this scally who failed to book the Register Office for his wedding and so hoaxed a bomb scare to avert his castration? http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-merseyside-24624639 Been jailed for a year.

Surely the employer and agency know how long clearance takes?

Just turn up on the day you were due to start. Is the agency likely to get you an interview elsewhere or can you firebomb them with impunity?

On the bright side you'll have your clearance ready for next time. Wor lass was very strongly encouraged to apply for a role at work, interviewed and then not given it (she 'wasn't experienced enough' which they knew without the need to interview her). She was obviously a bit pissed off and confused. I was stotting as I'd given up an entire Sunday to help her with her presentation. Well half an hour anyway. Then, 2 weeks later she was offered it on an interim basis. Employing people is one area of life where any sort of common decency no longer seems to be valid, you're up for a job then expect to be treated like shite.

Nice to see Drummer bang one in.

Tripadvisor them back to the fucken dole G.

They are fucking gash and we've run into something like form the last couple of games. We're both quite leaky at the back, but we can at least score. I think we'll do them by a goal or 2.

It's mesmerising to be fair, like a burlesque slug.