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I've asked for a pasta maker as it's pretty much the only kitchen item I don't have. So I'll be getting that and the usual 6-10 bottles of whiskey.

I still feel guilty about that. If it's any consolation, our camp food was bland.

I've smoked tea leaves.

This is the best tasting strong teabag I've had; And I've had a few teabags in my time. One for the gamers there.

FYP

Cutting edge threesome.

Ban him from all competitions. Please.

Bought a new(er) car a couple of weeks ago, been vandalised twice already. Fucking humans.

£50 says it's cheating. You cheating cunt.

Bagsy first dibs on the 'other'.

Mars doesn't need women.

Run it off you big puff.

Apart from the Partridge it seems like the dullest book ever written. "And in my bathroom we have the towel cupboard; although I do confess there are a few flannels in there too!"

The 'greatest manager of all time' and this is the patter in the book? Is there nowt about who had the biggest cock between Dion Dublin and Dwight Yorke?

Probably because when you were ten you weren't drinking three bottles of McEwan's Champion every day.

Yo mama is so fat that light bends around her.

i.e. not pretentious enough for some.

He's just a thinking man's Obertan really. Get rid.

Gravity (3D), it sucks you in and holds you to the end. Worth a trip out.

Can you play a full 90 minute match?

Completely cheating to shave one in. Like buying a ready meal to serve your customers Brock. Scandalous, shameful and I wish I could just do that.

He will.