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If you are going ultra hardcore use the liquid from low fat cottage cheese. Or just water from the tap.

0-2.

It rhymes with shite.

This is THE OPPOSITE of what ambitious clubs are looking to do to subvert FFP.

Junior will finally fucking sneeze.

So Newcastle United, at cost to the business and ultimately our ability to compete, are effectively subsidising Sports Direct (by way of free advertising) who are a multi billion pound FTSE 100 company. Mike Ashley, genius and cunt.

That is shocking. WTF is going on?

Good strategy, the locals are so welcoming to students.

"Sports Direct were using space that would be otherwise unused" Surely a complete fucking lie if ever I saw one.

I'm pretty close to this too, can we have a badge that says 'disaffected' please Ant?

So cup football is not economically viable then? Thank you Sky.

drive in the front gate, off mission

I did that mission actually but it's different if you just drive in randomly, at least it seemed very different.

Has anyone driven into Fort Zancudo yet? I lasted about 15 seconds.

There's still a chance he could sign his name across your heart though.

Found myself watching this the other night, quite enjoyable Elvis Lives conspiracy hosted by Bill Bixby (The Incredible Hulk)

Especially of a man on his knees.

Fantastic Xmas presents for my mackem friends tbf

Nay more Samurais left btw.

They did. http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/24190407

Can I have your collection of 1980's Mayfairs? It'd be a shame for them to be tossed away.

Feck, just seen this. Better get yourself a nice cosy office job now you've got all them qualifications in acrobatics. All the best mate.

Is it still Les Murray?