nufc4ever

We got Owen! YAY! Who else is gonna be in trouble if someone studies the phone/ADSL records?

Toonraider: Got the same thing with my mate about Gerrard! Gerrard: I'm off. Mate: Traitor. Gerrard: I'm staying (for £100k/wk). Mate: Legend.

Mark Lawrenson and Phil 'twat' Thompson - have that. Hansen, to be fair, said on MOTD that he expected us to get Owen.

Sean Davis.

Imagine how many Owen 10 shirts will be sold. Squillions.

See how many threads are about us: http://www.readytogo.net/smb/forumdisplay.php?f=25 Sad twats.

He might get a load of stick from his England colleagues this week, including wantaway Jenas.

Lawrenson on the Beeb: www.bbc.co.uk/football 'Benitez didn't want Owen' Oh, that must be the only reason we got him then, you utter wanker.

Bloody hell, I think this thread should have a NSF56K in the title. Cheers Jimbo! Is that the guy from Blue Peter?

It is, but I couldn't give a fuck. This is our money, hoarded from the past few years of spending naff all. Spend it. Plus it fucks the entire media and Liverpool off to boot. Exceptional.

Holy fuckbeans Batman.

Very likely tbh.

What's the craic?

If it's blue it's positive, right? 22369[/snapback] Poor little Michael can't wee on demand. Media pressure these days...

Owen was said to have been heard whispering... "Jesus wept."

I burnt my face yesterday. I'd like to dedicate my redness to Sir Alex of Ferguson. I'm not angry though.

Owen's pregnant with Shearer's child. 22341[/snapback] Someone needs to make a smilie where coffee is spat out before laughter.

Just spoke to me source who confirmed: "Yes, i'm on bacon." Seriously though, where is this statement going to be made? Via .cock?

"... we have other targets on our list and, with 38 hours left before the close of the transfer window, its early days yet." 22321[/snapback] Or: "... we have other targets on our list and, with 38 days left before the close of the transfer window, its early days yet." "What, 38 hours? When was this decided? Oh, shit."

Van: I'm a cuntface.

Although Michael Owen has decided to decline a move to Newcastle, we would like to assure the fans that we did try our real hardest to astound them by getting them. This, we hope, will satisfy them for another year. For the record, Owen stated that whilst impressed with the club's set up but he was not prepared to play for a 'fizzy-pop' league team.

When he scored he ran to the Manure fans and said into the pitchside camera "fucking get in". Nowt really, bearly audible.

You too? Don't suppose you know where that phrase is from? 19786[/snapback] http://www.phrases.org.uk/bulletin_board/2...ssages/393.html ?

Cunt alert!