Asprilla

Just think to yourself: Asprilla's Foreskin is an irritating little cunt (apparently )...a pussy....a pathetic spineless individual..... Whatever you like, then consider this: I was man enough to give up over 2 years ago...no patches, no inhalers, nothing. If I can do it and you can't....what kind of arse are YOU!? PS I found reading Allen Carr's book helpful...he's not 100% right (ie you DO get cravings ) but the psychology of WHY you smoke and the fact that each cigarette only makes you want another one is useful. Good luck And BTW...I feel SO much better now you wouldn't believe it...the cravings stop killing after about 3 weeks, after that it's much easier...if you can get to 3 months you're almost there. Just remember NEVER have another one...it won't work.

I've answered all your points fairly. You are clearly enjoying the game rather than answering my questions so forgive me if I take your comments about my flaws with a pinch of salt. Joking aside, I would like to fit in here, but as you can see, it's not possible. I think I've tried to and you won't have me. Fair enough, but I think it backs up my point about the difficulty you have accomodating anyone who isn't like you. Cheerio.

I no more look down on people with 9 to 5 jobs than you look down on people who make jingles. Fairs fair sunshine If you didn't get laid much then I'm sorry, maybe other people did. I can't help it if you think I'm lying but whatever, I was responding to a moronic post claiming I didn't get any and I was putting them straight. Forgive me for having the gall to correct them. The IQ comment was a response to someone saying I was stupid. The test I took was the BBC IQ test that was posted on this very forum, if that makes it unreliable then fair enough. I clearly wasn't the only one who took that test though. I consistently try and stop people being sarcastic on this forum which is as near as I'll get to securing world peace, but judging by the lack of takers here, I won't hold my breath. As for jingles, the last one I did was for the Sunday Times on a Gordon Ramsey Christmas DVD. Whether or not you believe that is up to you so keep the fiver, you can buy yourself a couple of pints.

Yes, apparently 4 whole points. Do you honestly think there is anyone other than yourself who gives a fuck about the finer details of your job? Half an hour of listening to you drone on! You're the kind of person I avoid at parties. No wonder you spend so much time talking about NUFC. You need to live vicariously or you'd slit your wrists.

I'm bored now. Return to the exciting Souness speculation. You're the biggest bunch of losers I've ever encountered (apart from Manc Mag to be fair) Good luck with the reast of the season

So, you sell medicines. How hard was that? Read back the thread. I was not the person who started this. I believe it was alex who commented on my album so get off your high horse. And drink your milk. 75536[/snapback] I don't sell medicines you moron. 75539[/snapback] Ok, you advise doctors about medicines you moron.

Ok, become the head of Glaxo then.. Are you doing one of those pretend degrees on David Beckham 'cause you don't sound very clever! 75523[/snapback] Oh? I don't sound clever? fuck it, I'm not going to continue then, if a Jingle writer says I'm not academically gifted I may as well give up, what with that career path being renowned for having more than it's fair share of MENSA members... knobhead I'm going to become Psycho the rapist 75535[/snapback] I have an IQ of 136, I don't know what you need to get into MENSA but I imagine it's not far off that. Good luck wiv everyfing. Repeat...Brooklyn....Romeo...Cruz.....etc

So, you sell medicines. How hard was that? Read back the thread. I was not the person who started this. I believe it was alex who commented on my album so get off your high horse. And drink your milk.

I've had more than my share of all 3 thankyou very much 75521[/snapback] If you had to draw a picture of a bloke who bragged about sexual conquests and drug induced misadventures on the information-superhighway, what would that look like? 75527[/snapback] I didn't bring it up Just correcting somebody

I don't need feedback from anyone other than the person who pays me da money. If you want to be a critic, why don't you write to Jimmy Saville and ask if you can meet Nina Miscov?

Ok, become the head of Glaxo then.. Are you doing one of those pretend degrees on David Beckham 'cause you don't sound very clever!

I've had more than my share of all 3 thankyou very much

Patronising? I'm very pleased you enjoy your job. Why do you care about mine? Am I ribbing you for not inventing a cure for cancer? I can accept you do something you like without insisting you have to be at the top of the tree to validate yourself.

"Careers" are those things you try to convince yourself you have between bouts of having fun. 75504[/snapback] Says someone without one. 75506[/snapback] No, I'll just stick to being a musician.

"Careers" are those things you try to convince yourself you have between bouts of having fun.

I guess it would to you

More ammo for those who see you as a patronising twat tbh. 75465[/snapback] Well you're extremely easy to patronise. But try and read the thread again, you slag me off, I'll slag you off. Nobody comes out of this looking particularly good tbh but it passes an afternoon I suppose. 75474[/snapback] Aye, and most are posting from work and getting paid for the privilige. You wanna get one of them nice little 9-5 thingy's! 75493[/snapback] I'm at home though with a nice warm fire, I've earned my money for this week

What are you going to do when you grow up anyway?

I'm not sure if I do. I just want to make it and see what happens. 75484[/snapback] Yeah, right 75488[/snapback] Honestly.

Or actors being paid to act while hoping for better roles? Like adverts. You're argument is pretty weak. 75480[/snapback] I agree, your musical career is the equivalent of an actor who only does adverts. 75487[/snapback] That's fine, I've got no problem with that.

Do you wipe down the glory hole? Fancy toilets these days with internets and everything. Come on, you can't be that ashamed to tell me what you do? Or are you?

I'm not sure if I do. I just want to make it and see what happens.

Or actors being paid to act while hoping for better roles? Like adverts. You're argument is pretty weak.

I said that myself It's not the primary function of writing it. Luckily, you needn't worry about the facts, think whatever makes you feel better and I'll carry on making music, you keep grinding out the hours till payday. Did you always dream of working in local government Sounds racy! 75443[/snapback] On a slightly serious note, that's why you are so despised, you are such an arrogant and patronising cunt, believing that anyone who works for a wage is a sad loser. And yet you write jingles. 75448[/snapback] If you take the piss out of my job, I'll take the piss out of yours you unbelievably thick loser. 75459[/snapback] You don't know what I do you tosser! 75470[/snapback] Go on then, tell me.