MrMiyagi

"Indeed, Sam rang me this and reports that he would reject the chance to take over from Roeder are wide of the mark"

Shouldn't N'Zogbia be fighting for his place though? He's been crap this year tbf. But Duff starts regardless of form, so why bother fighting...

We signed a £5m trophy player instead of addressing the actual weaknesses in our team. Simple as that really.

Well my annual leave is definitely inadequate... How inadequate? Well I'm entitled to 27 days + bank holidays etc. But in reality, the last day off I had outside of the normal holidays (christmas, new year etc) was last year during the world cup!

Well my annual leave is definitely inadequate...

Is that a joke? No, why? Cos I'm asking. Why would it have been a joke?

Is that a joke? No, why?

Pulled one today. Feel guilty now. Didn't want to miss the Champions League though First one I've had in over a year. Someone please assure me that I'm entitled to a faked-sicky now and then, please...

Thought the crap jokes were usually under the title 'smeeagain'

OHHHH THE AMBITION!

"Indeed, Osama today assured me that reports of a plot to fly passenger planes into the WTC are utter nonsense" and fans should be reminded that should he take over at wor club, he'd be the highest placed middle eastern terrorist manager in the premiership.

"I can confirm that allegations of under-the-desk blowjobs are wide of the mark"

And no wonder Shay has stayed with us so long, being the highest placed ROI goalkeeper in the league and that...

He was the highest placed manager named Glenn Roeder in the premiership season 2005/2006 in the history of football EVER. OMGZZZ!!!!!1111 what a feat!

I am Ranson and this is my to-do list today... 1. Brush teeth 2. Feed dog 3. Prepare Man City bid 4. Ring north-east 'journalist' to update him on my relationship with Allardyce. 5. Continue with affairs in the north-west

http://icnewcastle.icnetwork.co.uk/newcast...-name_page.html

Just got my phone back. Nice message left for me at 3.56am... "Why don't you go fuck yourself you are a prick" The fucking audacity!

I get out the taxi only to realize I've left my phone in the taxi. I'm phoneless for the night. About an hour later, the lass decides to throw one of her little tantrums and fucks off somewhere knowing fucking full well that I can't phone her to lick arse and find out where the fuck shes gone. Walked about for 2 hours looking for the horrible little twat then eventually conceded defeat and got a taxi back on my own costing me 25 quid. I fucking despise her. I can't wait to pick my phone up today just so i can text her and tell her to FUCK OFF. Hope she got home ok of course

Ice cream vans are much rarererererer, and milk-men, the 'pop man'.

Maybe just hesitant to run full pelt like he once did for fear of his muscle snapping in half...

Extremely pleasing to know you're giving this some consideration. Hopefully you've got the rest all planned and the note-writing is the final piece of the jigsaw. In case it isn't already planned, may I suggest setting yourself on fire, I hear it's the most painless way to go...

Wish I could say the same about your posts, tbh. I heard they didn't involve you in this poll because they didn't want a complete whitewash. Not sure who you heard that from, no fucker likes you enough to want to talk to you nicely. When you got banned from NO, people celebrated, when I got banned, a consortium formed of members wanting my return. Nuff said TBH! I'm not going to turn this into a Fop-fest, so this is my last post on the matter, but you and I both know you're being a little liar. The vast vast majority were thrilled you weren't around, and the only ones who supported you were the complete fucking retards, or people who could barely speak English to realise what a tit you are. If you want to make things up to support your opinions then so be it. You just KNOW that the majority wanted me back though.

Wish I could say the same about your posts, tbh. I heard they didn't involve you in this poll because they didn't want a complete whitewash. Not sure who you heard that from, no fucker likes you enough to want to talk to you nicely. When you got banned from NO, people celebrated, when I got banned, a consortium formed of members wanting my return. Nuff said TBH!

Remember his battle with Henry early in the season. He's about a million times better than anyone that we could sign.